Colin Jones

I'm just a kid from Austin | He/Him | Voted most likely to touch grass by @gamerguildgg

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

Realized that at some point I removed my pinned tweet, so let me try again. Here are other places to find me:
Instagram: CLJones512
Xbox: unnamedperson1
Switch friend code: SW-7406-7446-4309

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

Just about done with this hellscape. You can find me on BlueSky https://t.co/qkqxz8ykrn or threads https://t.co/VFI7APvI2U, but I'm just about done with being on here.

[SILENCED Brandon @PrettyBadLefty]

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in 10 weeks:

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

@the_indoorkid Everyone in this post refuses to put salt on their food because it's "too spicy"

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

@the_indoorkid Why pay for copper when you could just get it for free from the underside of his car?

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

Since many of y'all are leaving this hellscape, follow me on BlueSky! https://t.co/qkqxz8ykrn

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

Because the Yakuza one went down *sooooooo* well

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

Report: Amazon Working On Mass Effect TV Show https://t.co/duHMOqLdL9

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

@ThatNRD Absolutely same. If you voted for that man you support a convicted felon and a predator who wants nothing more than to harm my friends and family.

[Queen B 💙🩵 @BRIaboutit]

Yes. Not sorry

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

Period. If you voted for Trump, get the fuck off my feed.

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

@sudsley It's so fucking upsetting. Like, do we really live in a country that's so misogynistic that we'd rather vote for a felon than a woman?

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

@the_indoorkid How many conversations were had about "do we take mummy's Lexus or Daddy's BMW to the polling place?" were had there?

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

@eddyrivas If I have to scroll past one more DailyWire ad I think I'll live there too

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

And besides, Tim Walz is literally just the Midwest version of Hank Hill

[Deep Space Fine @thisismewhatevs]

"Would Hank Hill vote for Trump?"
Hank Hill couldn't vote for a man with a limp handshake and Trump famously likes his steaks well done with ketchup let's be serious.

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

New York's hottest club is crippling election anxiety

[Adam Sass @TheAdamSass]

The final days of the election have everything:
-squirrel euthanasia
-the gay motherfication of Ann Selzer
-the guy who shot Bin Laden threatening to sexually enslave College Boys for Kamala

[vivian🌐 @vivian39_]

🙄

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

@the_indoorkid Like, the only thing I'm thinking is "now I know how to properly address that person." It's not that deep.

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

Like, the moment a Republican loses the electoral college while winning the popular vote, these same people are gonna be calling for its abolition.

[Colin Jones @Colin_Throws]

The mental gymnastics people are doing in this thread just so they don't have to admit that they only support the electoral college because their guy benefits from it.