Colin

Worlds Okayest Human

[Colin @Colin_mma]

Go platinum fuck a budget
-Future

[Colin @Colin_mma]

I've come to the conclusion that maybe I should start going for the girls I want instead of the ones that are just easy

[Colin @Colin_mma]

Seeing videos of Tyler catastrophe and it being completely unrelated to lovejoy wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card
Neither was seeing that bum ass bitch in the first place

[Colin @Colin_mma]

I just love waking up and seeing I had an hour long rant on android phones

[Colin @Colin_mma]

@EASPORTSUFC Cody No Love Garbrandt #UFC6

[Colin @Colin_mma]

So in conclusion I always have something to complain about but all of these phones/brands have their own respective Pros and I will list any sources needed to backup what I have mentioned

[Colin @Colin_mma]

My genius idea of “I’m gonna switch back to an android to avoid AI built into the OS” is gonna bite me in the ass I just know it

[Colin @Colin_mma]

Vertu: (out of my tax bracket so I’m not gonna complain but it does have it’s issues)
ROG: (very heavy for a phone, has the worst camera of all time, and the reliability of a 2010 bmw 3 series bought off facebook marketplace with 150k miles and awful audio quality)

[Colin @Colin_mma]

@qpe I hope bo nickal breaks his arm

[Colin @Colin_mma]

Basically me

[Fantasy Fight Night @FantasyFightsAI]

Justin Gaethje says he don't have a wife/girlfriend because he doesn't leave his house

He said his worst performances in the UFC have come while he was in a relationship.

"It's mental for sure. These girls are crazy bro"

[Colin @Colin_mma]

My life feels like the end of the bridge of Lovejoys Fatal

[Colin @Colin_mma]

In honor of Gaethje winning the title I will clean my puffco for the 2nd time this week

[Colin @Colin_mma]

I wonder who in jelly rolls divorce is gonna take the double wide trailer and the 5 pound bucket of scrap wire

[Colin @Colin_mma]

I wish it was easier to get steroids than cocaine. It would probably make the gym a lot more fun

[Colin @Colin_mma]

I repost one clip of Josh Hokit and now I'm a child fucking republican apparently?

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Sean Strickland was running for his LIFE 😭

"TRUMP BANNED ME, THAT F*CKING PEDOPHILE."

[Colin @Colin_mma]

@JakeSucky Is this just gonna be another shitty “cod killer” that’s gonna completely die in 2 years?