Colin the Crypto Ocelot

Freelance writer and award winning blogger. Top Writer on @Medium for Comedy, Crypto, Humor, Music, Satire and Sport. Great legs, terrible hands, average face

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

Thinking about writing a book with some of the “less positive” feedback I’ve received over the years

#amwriting #WritingCommunity

[Alex (Lord St⚈pp༏ngt⚈n) @LordStoppington]

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[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@LouiseCulmer1 @Glinner With gift of hindsight, one day you’ll appreciate how truly ridiculous you sound here and what you condone

Hopefully

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@LouiseCulmer1 @Glinner Good for you, I’m delighted to hear you’re treating yourself and you absolutely should enjoy and take pride in what you collect

However, this isn’t a vintage shop. It’s a bedroom. They handpicked all the decor. That is a conscious choice made by an adult.

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@LouiseCulmer1 @Glinner No Louise

It’s most definitely unusual and ‘she’ is actually a man.

If you can’t see what the issue is, maybe that’s a you thing.

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@eldianangel That’s absolutely correct

It’s not a kids room. There’s a neon “live nudes” sign in there you were very proud to show off. Amongst all the obviously retro/childish stuff - such as your toys.

Admitting to yourself that you need help is a great first step 👍

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@teejwxm @PunishedAG @Glinner Yeah it’s really all about cleanliness and that’s probably why so many people have an issue with it

Still, @Glinner room might need a dust so really this is a very valid point our friend is making here and in no way is wildly missing the point whatsoever

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@teejwxm @PunishedAG @Glinner Its not completely full of kids toys though

There’s some adult stuff there too

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@trader1sz Looks smaller up close

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@LordStoppington THAT IS MY WIFE SIR!

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@LordStoppington That bonus from Frank came through hey?

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@CindyHotDogTits 😂🤣😂

You’ve done well here

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@MitchSteds Gm

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@_JamesJ___ Gm chief

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

What in the fucking fuck did you fucks all do to the fucking market?

Not even 6 days! I was gone for less than 6 fucking days!

Why the fuck am I so poor? What in the actual….?

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@Oetker83 That’s about it

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@BIGTurKCryptO The beige stuff next to the blackened leftovers

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@BIGTurKCryptO The creamed corn/scrambled egg tbhaf

Do you even season?

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

@JungleRockRes Ok well now it’s personal

[Colin the Crypto Ocelot @Colinthecrypto1]

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