Colin

I’m Colin from lovely Lichfield. I’m a friendly, people loving sausage dog and I’m everyone’s best friend.

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@PaulaTheSausage Colin says you’re beautiful woof woof

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Today I went to the spa, I had a mani pedi and blow dry... I look great. Watch out ladies grrrrrr

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@BBCBreakfast Had my ‘cervical screening’ last week. Nurse told me that even though there is a significant drop in uptake, it is taking up to 12 weeks to get results due to backlog - my interpretation: no lab staff!

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It was my mum’s birthday yesterday which meant that I got lots of treats. I like birthdays!

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Be safe friends and remember, if you need to - Ask for Angela!

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@AngelLichfield my mum came into The Angel tonight and was very pleased to see that The Angel has posters about #askforangela on the back of the loo doors. Colin says “if you need to get out of a situation go to the bar and ask for Angela”.

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My dad tried to hug my mum. I don’t like it when they hug each other, I like it when they hug me!

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@JeremyVineOn5 Why are we all assuming that the population is growing because of birth? Nobody has mentioned the other end!

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Well I have the kit, how do I try out for the bestest football club now... four legs are better than two! #COYS @SpursOfficial

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Today I am going to be Colin Kane. @SpursOfficial @HKane #thisdogwatchesfootball

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@JakeandJack1 @dachshund_basil Either that or Basil coerced Rosie into doing it!

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Today my hooman mum goes back to work, she’s been quite poorly! I shall miss all the snuggles from her.

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@sausagedogsteve Hi Steve, this is me with my tongue out. Of course, steak was being prepared for me because I am the idolised... I don’t know what the means but I know they think I’m fab. Have a brill day.

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Dreaming of the steaks I get to eat... with my tongue out!

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Feeling a bit political today... who the hell is @mikeparry8 and I’d like to know which war he served in?

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@JeremyVineOn5 I am watching in dismay, of course there should be an upper age. My grandfather voted leave ‘because his late wife didn’t like the French.” A very informed decision that has my best interests at heart.

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@JeremyVineOn5 I’m watching in dismay at your programme- of course there should be an upper age. My grandad voted leave “because his late wife didn’t like the French”. An informed decision? Looking out for my best interest?

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I had my dinner and then the hoomans had theirs... I wanted to have theirs too, so unfair!

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@PaulaTheSausage Hope your mum is too!

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@PaulaTheSausage My mum is poorly too. I try to look after her with lots of hugs and kisses; sometimes I get a bit over zealous with my “looking after” but I don’t mind!