elle

hella irrelevant confessions of a cold bitch

[zey ୨୧ @zeyblvd]

man i love tiktok without americans😭😭😭😭

[elle @CollateralBitch]

Need a baby on board sticker for my car. I don’t have a baby. I am the baby.

[elle @CollateralBitch]

If @KylieJenner ask each of her followers on her Insta to give $1 to her then she’s be 375million dollars richer… and I hope she would give one of those millions to me

[elle @CollateralBitch]

Realising I literally have nothing to live on despite working my ass off so….

Day 1 of asking @KylieJenner to donate 1M$ to me so I can live a life

[elle @CollateralBitch]

I can’t wait for Harry Styles to release a song called ‘Wild’

[elle @CollateralBitch]

When I hear my dog chewing on something

[elle @CollateralBitch]

Can’t wait to see everyone’s Halloween costume of a white shirt with blood

[elle @CollateralBitch]

@Foxtel #stop

[𝙿✨ @alwayssbitchy]

i can’t unsee this

[elle @CollateralBitch]

@thehotleftist @PopCrave I THOUGHT SO TO HAHAHAHAHA

[elle @CollateralBitch]

@luciferlush Everything’s different except the eyebrows

[sk8er 🦇 @headabovewter]

me at 17 me at 22

[elle @CollateralBitch]

If you think your job is useless, just think about the makeup artist who did Kim’s makeup for the met gala 2021

[think 8-piece tw¡tter @bidibaddiedoc]

he tossed off that comforter only to still give ✨nothing✨ i’m yelling

[elle @CollateralBitch]

Me when I have a stomach ache

[femme fatale @eliesaaabs]

Kylie Jenner for tmrw magazine

[elle @CollateralBitch]

@demonicowgirl Genuinely thought it was her father for a hot second

[elle @CollateralBitch]

I want it 🥺

[elle @CollateralBitch]

Yall They just want to have Owen Grey sksnjsskslks

[Alex Dragicevich @alexdrag_]

freshman girls and junior boys who have cars