marshwort

failed sex symbol and successful idiot

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

hanging around at Edmonton's KDays last evening when the storm rolled in and the vibe abruptly switched from deep-fried Oreos and aging scene kids to the Dark Carnival incarnate 🪓🤡 #kdays #edmonton

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@32yearoldman @FalconryFinance @StrawTide Jeff abandoned us to die in the crumbling ruins of the temple he outgrew and we literally did; heat death of the universe type end of the site

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

@FalconryFinance "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

@FalconryFinance basically, only the boiling water is an overwhelming sense of interconnectivity with all living things, and the screaming spaghetti children are the rainbow fractals of creation itself

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

@KatWild @WilliamRamseyIn that's because they are "flag cones", which are plastic cones with flags printed on them, they've become really common over the last few years during televised events. ie: https://t.co/ghzPGC1s8q

[Joe☭🔻 @ScottishCommie]

It took 30 tomahawks to martyr Khamenei. Took multiple bunker busters to martyr Sayed Nasrallah. It took multiple squads, tanks, and an airstrike to martyr Sinwar. You see how much they fear revolutionaries that they need all of that to kill only one man?

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

@PhilWhomfield @quendergeer this is how baby phoenixes are made

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

@originalmythros

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

@FalconryFinance comrade, it's 100% to keep these things called shit weasels from escaping, i watched this documentary starring the lesser Wahlberg called "Dreamcatcher" that explains it all hth

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Gas station guy: ok $10 on pump 2 buddy.

Me: thanks boss

My brain: Peter Thiel is an anagram for The Reptile. This will be the only thing you think about today.

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

#NewProfilePic

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

@lunarssr @storepilled

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

@FalconryFinance "light is green, trap is clean"

good to hear btw, i was nervous as hell before i had my nethers plumbed

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

posting a gratuitous selfie just so our AI overseers think that i'm actually black & white 🙂‍↔️

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

it's like watching an elder god playing Jenga

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

@getfiscal channingtatum i say the SAME darn thing everyday when i'm trying to get my contact lenses in

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

she had to turn her head away from the squirrels dancing around outside, seeing their youthful exuberance filled her with murderous intent, reasonably enough

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

@FalconryFinance no shade btw, there aren't many of us SARS-CoV-02 nerds/maskers out here anymore it seems, so i'm very glad you're out here spreading the message 💪

[marshwort @Collectible_Ham]

@FalconryFinance lmao you're reading the Epstein thread, you scoundrel 😁