Colleen Brynn 🚀

brown liquor and eyeballs

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A day is like a book. Each one cannot be all things.
#amwriting #amediting

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Protect Winnipeg's mature trees: Enforce arborist reports for infill developments - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/Py924eaZlH via @Change

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Protect Winnipeg's mature trees: Enforce arborist reports for infill developments - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/GYnwciR0Vx via @CdnChange

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Here’s what I can tell you.
Live with an open heart and the right people will stick around.

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Gotta respect the energy of a baby: scream until someone else figures out how to fix your problem

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More than love and romance, Hollywood really gave me a false impression of what friendship is supposed be

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Two in a row 😆😆🤯

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Toddler: I sad.
Partner: don’t be sad.
Me, shouting from the other room: no, it’s okay to be sad! All feelings are good feelings, they tell us something!

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Finally got it in one and what a word 😆

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That’s a first!

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Being sentimental is bad for the environment

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Twitter is so boring now 🫠

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Toddler experts: Give your little one age appropriate options to encourage cooperation!

Me: Would you like option A or B?

My toddler: No.

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Pay off my mortgage 🤘🏻

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What would you do if you became unexpectedly rich?

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“You can do hard things,” I whisper to myself as I get up off the couch

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Now that I listen to audiobooks in 1.25x anything slower sounds like it takes

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Me to my toddler: I love you

My toddler in response: Dada

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I never knew how truly safe my heart was until having babies

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@WriterNatalieN If I say no gifts it’s because I mean no gifts!

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Not my toddler’s first “mama, look!” 🥹

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Do you ever turn your clothes right side out only to find you’ve double turned them back to inside out