I tried to talk about abortion after drinking this weekend and instead of my well thought out arguments it was a lot of “abortion is great! Wow Gotta say forced pregnancy sounds pretty rough!” And I dont think it was very effective
Cancer screenings are so expensive. You’d think they’d give you a discount if it came back as precancerous because then at least the test was justified?? Anyway, my colon is an expensive bitch. Got my bill reduced by $3k though so we’re doing alright
This week my supervisor said “A 250 person wedding sounds like death.” And my smooth brain used that opportunity to segue to “speaking of death.. I have a funeral to go to so I’ll need to leave early on Friday”
Apple pie is a fall pie but it’s not a thanksgiving pie. Pumpkin pie is pure thanksgiving, no other time. I don’t like pecan pie but I think it transcends the boundaries and can be enjoyed on the big day or other fall days. Thank you for your time
Teaching husband that many men follow sports and allow their emotions to be intertwined with the success of their fav teams and he was so confused “upset about something you literally can’t control?” Yes dear that’s how most of life is tbh
I do actually find it a bit silly haha that in order to get a handgun license in Maryland you have to take a Beginner handgun safety class. But to take a handgun class you kinda need a handgun.. which you can’t have until you take the class lol
Ok THIS! For a decade I was terrified to read this book because of this size. Then I bought a copy and it was so small I read it in like 2 days. I love being pretentious but this was too much
I have a note at the top of my Trello board that just says “I am 27.”
Most of the time it feels silly but then today while filling out paperwork it asked for my age and I panicked but I just looked up and saw the answer! Anyway the pandemic ruined my birthday awareness
Shifted our bed time from 10:30 to 10 pm and I’ve been having such sweet dreams (last night I was serving tea and aspirin to a Tom Holland FBI agent who had a cold).
Yes I am an old old woman
I’ve never had a work from home job but I still understand peoples frustration with mandatory return to the office. Sometimes things don’t have to directly affect you in order for you to give a shit about the people that are affected🤷🏻♀️
But yes I am v envious of work from homies
Finally had the brain blast for my new DnD character while listening to a podcast about corporate espionage in Formula 1. Inspiration can come from anywhere
6th (and a half) months of marriage date night over the weekend. The boy confirmed he finds marriage relationship better than dating relationship. I’m crushing it