Colleen M

#TTC for 7 years and now we are going to #adopt. Check out our #gofundme

[Fortesa Latifi @hifortesa]

someone once said “preexisting conditions is a capitalist way of saying medical history” and I’ve never forgotten it

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

We should all at once shutdown our Facebook and move back to MySpace. Who’s with me?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

ME: (calls TX abortion hotline) I’d like to report my cousin. I think she’s planning an abortion.
OPERATOR: What is her first name?
ME: Dee.
OPERATOR: And her last name?
ME: (looks at camera, holds for applause and laughter)

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

A Supreme Court rigged by a Republican Party fighting vaccine mandates essentially overturns Roe in the dark of night

The message of the Republican Party is “our body our choice. Your body also our choice.”

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Can we finally stop pretending it's radical to expand the Supreme Court? What's radical is enabling Supreme Court justices — appointed by presidents who lost the popular vote — to take away voting rights and reproductive rights from millions of Americans.

[BLOOP! @susiemcdonnell]

james carville puts it plain and i appreciate that - we lost a war - we lost it long ago - and there's no cute way out of it

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

I can't believe we STILL have to remind people of this after A YEAR AND A HALF but:

If your pet appears on the Zoom, you are REQUIRED to introduce it so the rest of us may address it by name

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

DAAAMN. Everyone PLEASE PLEASE watch this.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

A dog ordering a friggin margarita… what will I think of next

[Colleen M @ColleenMariek]

@StevenRayMorris Pet Semetary

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I guess this is what they meant when they said America would be “back to normal” by summer

[Gina Lloyd @GinaGoesOutside]

de-normalize everything. act weird as hell all the time. go absolutely feral

[Colleen M @ColleenMariek]

@iiivvettee @wingstop Follow her!

[aria the ninth @An_Aria_Blooms]

I would rather have a congress of sex workers, bartenders, and plumbers than a congress of millionaires.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Watch this. Trust me.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Details like “he attended church” are dangerous and despicable. The way he spent his personal time bears no weight on the fact that he murdered innocent people in a blatant act of white supremacy. It’s called multiple murders. That kind of outshines his other activities.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Trying to figure out if there’s anything Congress doesn’t want to give Americans more than stimulus checks. Oh right, healthcare.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Is there a Chipotle-style restaurant but for oatmeal? Like pick your base and then add all your toppings? This isn’t a joke I think that’s a great idea. Could be called Chipoatmeal idk maybe the name needs work

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

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