Colleen

human form of the 💯 emoji

[Colleen @ColleenMeMaybee]

Four years ago today I asked my surgeon if I could keep my appendix in a jar after surgery. He didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did.

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

please let this exact scene be playing out in real life

[Red Sox @RedSox]

YOUR BOSTON RED SOX ARE POSTSEASON BOUND!

[titi @callhertiti]

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third wheeling if the couple is fun

[Unbiased Red Sox Fan @unbiasedsoxfan]

On July 16th of 2022, the Red Sox infield was 3rd base, Bobby Dalbec, shortstop, Jeter Downs, 2nd base, Connor Wong, and 1st base, Franchy Cordero, I just want everyone to realize how far we’ve come

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Outfielder Roman Anthony and the Boston Red Sox are finalizing an eight-year, $130 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. The deal, which is pending a physical, includes a club option and will keep Anthony under team control through 2034.

[anna (In Play, Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

ain't one damn hot dog or beer or helmet ice cream that tastes good enough to cross a picket line

[Jake @JakeWally]

Oh okay we’re just doing the last 3 seasons again. My mistake

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Me and the Dunkin staff when I show up for my regular

[Adrian @AP_TwoOne]

I think it’s over for me

[Colleen @ColleenMeMaybee]

let’s fucking gooooo!!

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Boston Red Sox are calling up outfielder Roman Anthony, the best prospect in baseball, sources tell ESPN. Anthony, 21, is expected to join the team today.

[Section 10 Podcast @Section10Pod]

🎶Hello darkness my old friend🎶

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Boston Red Sox are calling up infielder Marcelo Mayer, one of the top prospects in baseball, sources tell ESPN. With Alex Bregman injured, Boston needs infield help, and the 22-year-old Mayer -- who's hitting .271/.347/.471 at Triple-A -- will get the first shot at his ABs.

[Myles Tanzer @mylestanzer]

lorde announcing her tour the exact minute the new pope was announced....yeah she's kind of like a prettier Jesus

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

a new pope from chicago illionois? sufjan better get back in the studio

[Fall Out Boy @falloutboy]

Bands don’t succeed. Just statistically. So after the surprise indie success of our album Take This To Your Grave, I was sure there was no way but down from there. I was certain we couldn’t possibly match the success we’d had with that album. So I barely bothered considering it as a possibility, I just went in to write and record an album I enjoyed. I told my parents “I swear, just one more semester off and then I’ll go to college.” When “Sugar, We’re Goin Down,” premiered on MTV’s TRL I could tell that I probably wasn’t going to make it to college after all.

Happy 20th anniversary to From Under The Cork Tree, the album that changed everything. You turned it into something so much bigger than us, and for that we’re forever grateful.

We’re working on some cool things to keep the celebration going later this year, but more on that later. Here’s to the next chapter 🌳🖤.

Patrick, Pete, Andy, Joe