Colleen Zirkle

talk nerdy to me

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Kansas fun fact: 3 astronauts have been born in Kansas. They hated it to much, they had to go to outer space to get as far away as possible.

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Santa's coming! I KNOW HIM

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Kansas fun fact: we were voted #50 for states with the best scenery in the US!

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Just saw a gallon of gas for $1.99. Didn't know I had traveled back in time to 2008.

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Let's play a game called how many episodes of Orange Is the New Black can I watch during break.

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Great holiday diet plan: give a younger cousin $5 to slap food out of your hands

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Walking around campus is like being in one of those rapture movies and I'm one of the people left behind

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Where can I find a support group for people who started saying yolo ironically but now can't stop saying it? Asking for a friend

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This is what happens when you're studying for your third science final in a three day span @hurrikane_alex

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This is apparently the view from my mom's new place in Florida...okay then http://t.co/7YZ3zeM6gL

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Everytime I open my fridge and the Brita is empty I think ugh my roommate is the worst. And then I remember I live alone.

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How the physics final went

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@SamanthaLee33 yea I'm dead rn actually

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Don't be a biology major, kids. You will regret it.

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“@KylieJenner: in not trying to become a rapper, I'm not getting married, & I'm not pregnant....” Same. Except for the rapper part.

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Kid in front of me at mass: "but I don't want to pray!!"
Buddy, I guarantee you will feel differently when you get to finals week

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Stress eating like it's my job

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Happy birthday @dylanruns! Already getting a great start to what I'm sure will be the best year yet

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"Sorry, I'm not a very good artist"
-every teacher ever

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I'm sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.