College GameDAVE

*Former ISU RB

*Led the B12 in rushing yards in 2016

*Finished 8th in Heisman voting in 2016

Retired from football due to engineering degree

* = could have

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

@TheGPackers @PCK3RS No no no
No no yes
No no

[highprogressive🥂👁️ @highprogressive]

Hope the debate tomorrow goes something like this

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

YES, MORE DEALS WITH MEGA CORPORATIONS PLEASE

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The US Justice Department is considering a deal with Boeing, $BA, that would see the aerospace giant avoid criminal prosecution but may appoint a federal supervisor to oversee company progress on safety improvements, per NYT

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

@JohnnyTvedt twentwea twentwea four is BACK. Just in time for white boy summer

[dangly sack @dangly_sack]

If they bring back mint pods they might have to deploy the national guard to stop white boy summer

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

@JohnnyTvedt Confirmed 2TDs / 120yds per game until Hock is 100%.
After that, 1.5 TDs / 90yds per game

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

@JohnnyTvedt we picked up Tonyan???

[VikingzFanPage @vikingzfanpage]

#Vikings TE Robert Tonyan has “looked impressive” so far in OTA’s and minicamp, per @alec_lewis.

“He is catching everything, snagged multiple passes in red-zone period, outstretched arms, toe-tapping in corner of the end zone. He’s looked impressive.”

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

@MnDOT when is the I-494 construction between 77 and 35E going to conclude? The traffic jams caused by this work are absolutely ridiculous

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

Objectively wrong.

I obsess over European history so that, in the event that I run into a disgusting Parisian in-person, I can mentally dominate him with a greater knowledge of his country than he has

[Ed Latimore @EdLatimore]

Something a lot of men don't like to admit:

All of your hobbies and ambitions are to attract women.

Nature doesn't care how much personal fulfillment you get from them. Those things are cool, but they're a coincidental positive externality to the prime objective:

To keep the species going.

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

@kane @MatturalI_Ice

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

@JohnnyTvedt @WalterHudson Probably not, given two reasons.
1) the flag pole is not touching the ground and therefore isn't being 'planted' as it was in the picture from Iwo Jima
2) the American flag only has 12 stripes in this painting

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

@JohnnyTvedt @SkolOrWhatever Nastiest WR trio in the game? Yes
Franchise QB? Nah
Serviceable QB that can win us 2-3 super bowls? Yes

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

@JohnnyTvedt @creepydotorg Ukraine/western USSR 1917 -1945 has gotta be up there

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

@TheGPackers Skill issue

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

@JohnnyTvedt Please no JJ

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

I've seen scenarios where backup UPS power fails to engage even though all checks were good, backup air supply fails, SIL3 interlocks (>99.9% reliable) fail, cases where 4 or 5 protection layers fail for whatever reason. Industrial disasters are ALWAYS complex and multifaceted

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

My unironic take on the situation in Baltimore:
As someone who has actually studied industrial disasters and has been a process safety investigator on numerous high potential incidents, freak accidents *do* happen, regardless of how many safeguards may be in place

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

what i thought would make me happy:
• money
• fast cars
• expensive watches
• big mansion

what actually makes me happy:
• more money
• faster cars
• more expensive watches
• bigger mansions

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

@disclosetv There have been 1500 or so Russian troops stationed in transnistria since the fall of the USSR to 'protect a major munitions depot' in the region.

[College GameDAVE @CollegeGameDAVE]

That Smith & Wesson got me movin like an invasive species