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The next time I hear someone say "YOLO" I'm gonna pull out a gun and respond with "..sadly"

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"I wasn't THAT drunk.." ....." Dude you were congratulating a potato on getting a part in Toy Story because you said you love that movie"

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Before #YOLO came around I swear you all must've thought we lived twice or something #SMH

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If I had to spell half of the words I use on a daily basis, I would be so screwed. #collegekidhumor #RealTalk #

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"I wasn't that drunk.." "Dude you were shaking a pineapple and screaming, "SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE" #weekends #collegekidhumor

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Oh yes hipster guy you are badass when you pull up in you Volkswagen Bug.

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Where's those college classes that attendance is the only grade?!

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As a college student a clear conscience is an apparent sign of way too much alcohol the night before.

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Oh so you're a bad bitch, your family must be so proud.

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You know you're a broke college student when you don't go to movies and watch Netflix instead

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I wonder how many college students are relying on winning this mega million lottery to end their college education!

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Paying your tuition & the girl in front of you tells the lady that it's her uncle paying and we all know its her sugardaddy #whylieaboutit

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Oh so you smoke next to the college campus sign that says no smoking. You must be such a rebel

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The best game to play in a lecture hall is to sit in the back and count the ass cracks #collegekidhumor

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To all those college kids out there. Have a fun and safe fucked up Friday!

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If you ride around with a razor scooter on campus. I feel sorry for you...

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College extra credit = extensive work that's longer than the average homework assignment, but is only worth 2-3 points....#whatsthepoint

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Everytime I see a longboarder on campus. I just want to drop a stick in front of their board.

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#mybiggestproblem procrastinating those college papers

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Cheers to the college kids that signed that beer pong table tonight!