College Humor

Humorous tweets tailored for College Students to make you laugh out loud!

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It takes me like 4 hours just to think about starting homework.

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I hate my job. My boss is Ugly but I need the money!

-Sincerly everyone

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I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

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I've got 99 problems and I'm not dealing with any of them

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Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Me: laughs hysterically makes pterodactyl noise transforms into a potato and rolls off into the sunset

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"Your homework is worth 5% of your grade"... Nice, no homework.

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Me + Bed = Best couple ever

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Me a nerd?

Haha no.

I'm just making sure I don't end up working at McDonalds with you in the future.

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TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I STILL DONT FEEL CHRISTMASSY QUICK SOMEONE SLAP SOME FESTIVE CHEER INTO ME

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The human brain is awesome.

It functions 24/7 but only stops functioning during exams...

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If I have a crush on you I’m so sorry.

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"Be strong." I whisper to my wifi signal.

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It’s called Facebook, not Boobbook. So next time try to get your face in the picture too.

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when my fridge is empty so is my heart.

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Don't try to understand women...women understand women and they hate each other.

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If I was a teacher I would create a multiple
choice test where all 30 answers are D just to
fuck with the students heads.

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The biggest lie I always tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

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i have no motivation for school anymore i’m just looking forward for summer nights and to be able to sleep in till 3pm