College Uncles

Reality of your 20’s #liveresponsibly #tryfun #ithappenedagain

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

FROM NBC NEWS

Apparently the great Julia Black had time to contact every girl I’ve ever spoken with but not to reach out to the Nantucket police to verify her sources. Color me shocked!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

*TOP SECRET*

The NHL returns in 5️⃣ days 👀

[Tasty™ @picano_anthony]

Relax John B…

[Tasty™ @picano_anthony]

Why won’t Zoey Brooks go out with me?

[College Uncles @CollegeUncles]

COMING CLEAN! I started a new job that took a lot of adjusting, but have no fear. College Uncles has a lot of new stories, personalities, and antics coming soon. Check out what’s coming up, and don’t miss out on the discounted store THIS FRIDAY!

[College Uncles @CollegeUncles]

Today’s quote relates back to this weeks podcast topic on @sealyourdestiny: goal setting. The importance of writing something down exponentially increases the chance of success.

[Jordan Belfort @wolfofwallst]

listen guys- never try to out-drink a hockey player.

[College Uncles @CollegeUncles]

First day of April let’s just create widespread paranoia and piss everyone off. Happy Holidays

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Tomorrow....

[College Uncles @CollegeUncles]

*answers phone*
“It’s Kevyn Adams from the Sabres”

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Caption contest #FrozenFour

[College Uncles @CollegeUncles]

Crazy idea. So for your birthday let’s get you so drunk you don’t remember anything, make sure you’re super hungover the first day of this new chapter. Yes, perfect okay let’s celebrate.

[College Uncles @CollegeUncles]

“Blow job bobs. A lock”

[College Uncles @CollegeUncles]

“Y’all ever seen that? It’ll burn your asshole” #LiveTweet

[College Uncles @CollegeUncles]

“Imagine being Amish and not growing up with power tools” #livetweet #raleigh

[College Uncles @CollegeUncles]

https://t.co/PR4x9EWVoE Check out TnTs March Madness picks along with the Conch @conchpicks

[College Uncles @CollegeUncles]

You know that lift hit different if you sit in the driveway for 20 min after.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Gary the GOAT 🐐 https://t.co/5BPIl65Ij0

[College Uncles @CollegeUncles]

@picano_anthony Tasty, this has to be the worst take i’ve ever heard.

[johnny Salamone @SalamoneJohnny]

@picano_anthony and I have came to a conclusion and we just thought we’d alert the media while schefter and woj are busy doin jack shit........ you heard it here first TATE MARTELL HEISMAN 2021-2022!!!!

[Conch @conchpicks]

STRAIGHT BETS WIN!!!

[Conch @conchpicks]

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