College Wasted

Help I fell and I can't reach my vodka

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Merry drunk, I'm Christmas.

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Merry Christmas Eve bitchachos

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😂 http://t.co/GswCMk7U7B

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The little mermaid fonts 😂 http://t.co/UcQ9rR1BVy

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I love new freshman

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Lol womp I'm too drunk to tweet

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Payday 🙌

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I already miss my home friends 😭

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Wtf do you mean I already have homework ?

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I love football.... And alcohol

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Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fooooool.

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I can't wait to see all of my school friends.

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Forever hungry. Fml.

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Took a summer long hiatus. IM BACK BITCHEZ.

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"20 seconds in football time is like kill me in girl time". - girl code

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Follow me on Instagram! @collegewasted

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I hate twitter

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Woops haven't been on here in a while

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I've done this . http://t.co/RoYxEoT7Ii

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I have an eating disorder. I eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets.