College Bros ✌

Just your typical college guys. We follow back.

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

All these bitches tryna chill.

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

Every single girl calls me "Mr. Right."

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

Girls with a nice booty 😍👅

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

#Buttondick

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

I almost always have a call girl lined up.

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

Booze in the AM, booze in the PM

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

Pretty sure Katy Perry could sing "Birthday" to a gay man and turn him straight.

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

A nice ass is my weakness.

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

Who wants to chat?

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

Typos can ruin even the best tweets.

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

With all this teen pregnancy going around I don't feel pressured at all to have kids for a long damn time.

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

Sorry guys, we back!

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

Just had to get a few games of temple run in before bed.

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

If only I could fall asleep when I wanted to.

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

I'll admit I have straight played the shit out of the song "Sweater Weather"

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

RT if you'd bang an Asian chick.

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

Fuck school.

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

I only go into bookstores to read Playboy magazines.

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

Happy New Years Bitches ✌️

[College Bros ✌ @Collegebros]

RT if you're gonna pop some bottles tonight.