Joseph D. Korfmacher

Father, college counselor, Yankee fan, bourbon enthusiast

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

@hyrox be better! If you plan a race outdoors in the Northeast in June which is idiotic in the first place - then have a backup plan. So many people spent thousands of dollars on flights, hotels, parking and more just to have their race cancelled bc of storms. Be better.

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

During the coldest three week stretch in NJ in recent memory my #Tesla decides the climate system is broken. And worst the earliest service appointment available is in 11 days. Be better @elonmusk

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

@ElonMuskAOC Looks sweet

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

I don’t normally post about luggage but this @away luggage is spectacular

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

@united — I was just on flight 1213 ORD to Newark and it was delayed because the door was broken! We were told to go to the gate agent and rebook. I went to the gate agent at B7 in ORD and she laughed at me and said “yeah right, they lied to you” it was madness.

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

@StevenCheah Best chili out there.

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

@RealMichaelKay please please please explain the Boone thinking behind removing Holmes to put in the Karate Kid????

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

@RachelRCarlson Same!

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

@HipHipJose5 @Yankees Welcome to the Boogie Down @HipHipJose5

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

Everyone - do the Dougie - let’s go @PeacocksMBB

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

@nsh28 @ArunWise Damn, that’s jacked up Noor

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

@RachelRCarlson @GuildEducation Congrats @RachelRCarlson !

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

@StevenCheah @BarstoolBigCat Having known both of these people in 8th grade, Cheah had about 18 inches on Alex. Huge advantage in youth tennis.

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

@YankeesPR @Yankees @yankeestadium @RealMichaelKay if you are going to open Yankee Stadium to the public and charge normal tix prices — you need to open more concessions and have more people working. Ridiculous to wait in a 25 minute line for a hotdog with 17,000 fans.

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

@StevenCheah Missed that. Amateur move on my part. Carry on.

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

@StevenCheah I will brag. Leading scorer baby (1st and last time)...couldn’t have done it without your support though @StevenCheah

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

Lots of people will brag about their high school basketball stats. Not me. I’m all about the team. The team. The team.

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

@ewwaldo Can I call you and put you on speaker phone and just have you calmly talk to me about anything. I think that would help...

[Joseph D. Korfmacher @CollegewiseJoe]

@TVietor08 When would you estimate them calling it?