Coll

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she/her

[Coll @Colliflower379]

I take a lot of naps for someone who drinks their weight in coffee every day.

[Coll @Colliflower379]

@littlechov I brave the password reset once a year just to wish you a merry Christmas. Worth it.

[Coll @Colliflower379]

@littlechov you’re annual reminder that Christmas starts today 🎄☃️

[Coll @Colliflower379]

TIS THE SEASON BITCHES🎄🎁❄

[Coll @Colliflower379]

my cat's new nickname is iHop. i will not be elaborating.

[Coll @Colliflower379]

me lol

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

WHO TF lS KEEPING BURGER KING IN BUSINESS ???

[Coll @Colliflower379]

Hi. A year ago I graduated thinking I would be getting my PhD and now I'm a grad student drop out. Ended up in a behavioral center for a week. I'm a month sober, so that's cool. Moral of the story: plans don't always work out the way you think you will, but it's okay.

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

[Coll @Colliflower379]

ISO: someone as obsessed with breakfast food as i am.

[Coll @Colliflower379]

I just realized that twitter has yet to meet Jasper, the love of my life.

[Coll @Colliflower379]

I'm so excited to see where the next 2 months take me.

[Coll @Colliflower379]

I had to get my blood drawn today and I didn't cry. GROWTH.

[hunter @fvckhntr]

those red flags be heart shaped though

[Coll @Colliflower379]

I had a surprise valentine and they made my heart :)

[Coll @Colliflower379]

In need of new pens because my cat keeps stealing them.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

this game is not a fair fight at all like a tiger vs a sheep? sheep are FARM animals. they can’t do shit against a jungle beast like a tiger like obviously the bengals are going to win based purely on Animal Facts

[Coll @Colliflower379]

Not to be dramatic, but I would move to Ohio for @JoeyB

[Coll @Colliflower379]

I know I won't lose my teaching position because I'm the only person who knows how to create assignments and add rubrics in Canvas.

[Coll @Colliflower379]

Graduate school is working on the same problem for an entire weekend for it to still not work and it's only the first part to the first problem.

[ARCHIVED: Deanne Criswell @FEMA_Deanne]

Dedicating this #WorkforceWednesday shoutout to our FEMA Corps teams Gulf 2 & Sapphire 2!

Often deployed for months, FEMA Corps teams integrate directly with @fema response and recovery operations nationwide!

Our next generation of #EmergencyManagers at work.

Proud of you!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

all my “I can fix him” energy comes from being the quiet girl all the teachers would sit bad boys next to in class