Collin Cook

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

@MikeSteveRitter Michael Chandler from High Ridge MO. Should we go into the ufc??

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

@MikeSteveRitter Oh damn my bad, Sanchez is representing with that cut haha mullet all the way!

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

#syndercut released. When will #ayercut be released? #suicidesqaud @DavidAyerMovies

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

@MikeSteveRitter #blameitonthepandemic

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@MCHammeredd Thumbs down

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I hope my FBI agent thinks I’m as funny as I think I am

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

My friend tried to convince me Buffalo Wild Wings is not expensive. Am I on planet earth?

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

Was anyone else taught with intensity at school that if you left out the comma between the city and state on an envelope that your letter WOULD NOT be sent.

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

How disappointingly boring would it be if the world didn’t end because of a zombie outbreak, nuclear war, or AI takeover but because someone ate a fucking fruitbat.

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

If you put in your Story “New Post” I can with 100% conviction say I don’t like you.

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

Oh cool and they also have lllla llllaa llllorona

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

@chrisdelia @congratspod look at my inflight movie

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

@chrisdelia @congratspod I know how much you like when people are into things. This guy is really into trains. https://t.co/BRmDhE8QoO #logcabin #congratulationspod

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

Trying to get a family plan together for @Spotify and of course my sister @mcHammeredd made it a pain but the Spotify support comes in clutch. #spotify #coolguy #spottyman #thanksEarl! #givehimaraise

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

You know when you’re riding passenger with your parents in the car and they stick their arm out to protect you when they stop hard, I just did that with the food I ordered and screamed “My child!” So that’s where my life is at.

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

@congratspod how bitch is it to ask the waiter for the check by mouthing the word check and making a check mark motion with your hand.

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

I can't listen to @congratspod when at the gym cause I laugh too much. Thanks Daddy/mommy @chrisdelia

[Collin Cook @CollinJCook]

@MikeSteveRitter Consider me a heathen. I'll kill anything, napkin industry, mortgages, proper punctuation; you name it.