Collin Pastore

Your favorite tweeter’s favorite tweeter

[Collin Pastore @CollinPastore1]

@joebarnard 🖐️

[Collin Pastore @CollinPastore1]

Deeeeeeply fucked

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Bruce Springsteen’s “Born In The U.S.A.” has jumped to #9 on the U.S. iTunes Song Chart, the 40th consecutive year of people not listening to the lyrics.

[Collin Pastore @CollinPastore1]

Nimbus pube-thousand

[Collin Pastore @CollinPastore1]

@SpanishLuvSongs “Spanish literature”

[Collin Pastore @CollinPastore1]

I don’t know what Tik tok rizz party is and I’m good with that

[Collin Pastore @CollinPastore1]

My body is a machine designed to turn athletic hazy IPA’s into good vibes

[Collin Pastore @CollinPastore1]

@drgnkingDOM This is good

[Collin Pastore @CollinPastore1]

The amount of self worth (or lack thereof) I attach to the quality and consistency of my esses is troubling

[Collin Pastore @CollinPastore1]

@slime_machine @LudwigAhgren Porkchop is insane

[Pillow Queens @PillowQueens]

Cheers for all your lovely words on our new album. Play it loud.

https://t.co/YvNrWfOWLs

[Collin Pastore @CollinPastore1]

@droningmuffler @drgnkingDOM Sleep is so hard

[Pillow Queens @PillowQueens]

Our new single and video are live now over on YouTube.

Directed by Kate Dolan and starring yours truly.

Watch now: https://t.co/ZcIaDciu0g

[Collin Pastore @CollinPastore1]

@bronzevases Lmaooooo

[Pillow Queens @PillowQueens]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Cheers Tony.

[Collin Pastore @CollinPastore1]

@drgnkingDOM So based

[Pillow Queens @PillowQueens]

Let us know what you think of this one. We made it with our pal @CollinPastore1 who’s known for his incredible work with @lucydacus & @xboygeniusx so we’re very excited to share it with you.

[Jamie Coletta @jamiecoletta]

"I've never seen my parents kiss,
that's got something to do with it"

🥲🤯💔

@talkerceleste and @CollinPastore1 went nuts with this one. a messy anthem for all the recovering people pleasers out there just trying to figure themselves out.

I'm obsessed:
https://t.co/b2nN8jdDNN

[Collin Pastore @CollinPastore1]

Foreskin none the richer