reuben rawbone jr

26 ▪︎ dmv ▪︎ 40,000 moths in a skin suit

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

@William27688582 @sofetch_abi calm down bill you don't even know what she looks like

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@_anupa this shit took me forever

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

aang needs a gun

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

I hate when people say "make yourself at home". I can't. This isn't my home. I like my home way than this. Now I'm just thinking about leaving and going there.

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

I had an entire bag of sabritones and a baja blast for lunch and I've been lightheaded ever since I think this is finally it you guys

[Isaac Chotiner @IChotiner]

New Interview: I talked to Senator Ben Cardin, the Democratic chair of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, about why he believes aid to Israel should not be contingent on human rights concerns. https://t.co/Rt01squ19G

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

any work request that comes in at 5:25pm

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

Asked the HR guy if our health plans cover therapy and he goes "Maybe!"

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

@ellipita things haven't been so hot since the last time you saw my balance but I'm flattered you thought of me

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

someone tried to use my card in Florida last night and my account balance was so low it declined lmao get fucked

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

@csweens147 he's right pt 2

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

@csweens147 @PhillyD (im making this joke bc im jealous my head has never been on phillyd)

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

two similarly-looking people die young

the internet: "iS THIS a CANON EVENT????"

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

currently baader meinhof-ing tea shots. stop making things up.

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

@ellipita fine as long as they take off their shoes?

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

@paintsaints And then you connect that to the UAPs since they mentioned the same widely used SAT system. You're literally connecting dots that have no relevance to eachother but id love to hear your elaboration

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

@paintsaints youre saying these two things are connected because they were both described as fun?
I'm really trying to follow you logic here.
Trump said it'll be fun to prosecute them, ok..., weird unsourcable message makes mention of widely used SAT comm, also says fun, so they're linked??

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

@HEYMISSKAM sometimes we just move preemptively

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

@EllaEnglishh everyday is far too often and yet some people are doing it multiple

[reuben rawbone jr @CollinSloth]

@csweens147 he's right

[mecca ;) @spinbackmecca]

he just like me, forget about me BITCH