Collin Unger

I played Beans on Even Stevens @highlylf #comedyyy

[Collin Unger @CollinUnger]

SpongeBob walked so the bear could run.

[Terence Hartnett @TerenceHartnet]

I’ve had cancer twice and my friend has been filming for 2 years. We need some help to capture the last chapter and make a feature!

https://t.co/XsGAssSbxa

[Collin Unger @CollinUnger]

“My life’s a movie.”

*student film that my parents paid for*

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As a kid: “I can’t wait to be an adult.”

As an adult: “I can’t wait to die.”

[Collin Unger @CollinUnger]

Seeing someone not wear a mask in the pandemic: “I hope they don’t kill my family.”

Seeing someone wear a mask now: “I hope they don’t murder me.”

[Collin Unger @CollinUnger]

It’s crazy you can go to whatever college you want just by telling people you went there

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Gonna have a great day on the lake today (eat a family bag of Swedish fish in the dark)

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Can’t wait to get this tatted

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When you get dumped right before creating a player in 2k

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Morpheus: “you can take either the red pill, or the blue pill.”

Me: “do you have adderall?”

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@RedLandmaster Let’s play sometime and destroy these child’s dreams

[Collin Unger @CollinUnger]

@gesbocker God dammit you’re hired!

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@DarkLightMxP 🧐

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@RedLandmaster Hahaha gotta let the people know!!

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The met gala is how celebrities actually dress on Epstein island.

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It’s crazy Ben Simmons has such bad mental health cuz if I could dunk it’d fix all of my problems.

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Winning $500 gambling makes you forget the bad decisions you’ve made to make $500 a big deal.

[Collin Unger @CollinUnger]

Friends with healthcare: “you should go to therapy.”

Friends without healthcare: “you should do mushrooms.”