the milk man

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

You know I'm not drinking anymore... but I sure ain't drinking any less

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

Wish I was at rib fest balls deep in ribs and beer but instead I’m here having a lil spray day

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

North Dakota would be a nice place to live if the wind didn’t blow 30 mph 200 days a year

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

@chasecar7 He’s such a rat fuck. Hope mccarron puts his head through the glass!

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

I am a sucker for 25oz can of chelas at gas stations

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

Hoping a couple of 25oz modelo cheladas will fix me right up

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

Kwesi is so bagged

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

Hey @SeanPayton eat shit pal!

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

The couple tall beers I had before going Christmas shopping with my wife was not near enough

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

@gods_dumb_idiot @AaronGleeman This is like shitting your pants and then changing your shirt

[Bovine Obstetrician #professionalpelvisinspector @SlaterDekay]

There's a measles outbreak because you fuck sticks let millions of 3rd world street shitters into the country

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

Haven’t used the phrase “getting Indian drunk” in too long. Need to mix it back into the rotation

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

I miss Sam Darnold

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

Should have kept Bynum and bagged Murphy

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

Run the damn ball jfc

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

@McZech555 This is the worst tweet I’ve ever read

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

@clarson00 Gotta get the flip flop wearing steering wheel holders off the road

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

The national media can get off the packers dick now. They stink

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

Koc should throw brosmer in

[the milk man @Collin_Sohn]

Will the thrill!!! The hog on that guy