David Collins

SAD OLD GIT, MOANING MINNIE, PECULIAR UNCLE, FRIEND OF DOROTHY'S, DEDICATED WHOVER, WASHERWOMAN, ETC

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@TonyMaudsley1 Aw don't spoil it for old farts like me with memory problems.....xxx

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@DerrenLitten Maybe it should be -no I mustn't say things like that ......

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@DerrenLitten Take no notice of such negativity dear. Although I had seen it before, last night's ending had me in tears of joy.

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@Arthur_Strong I went to the doctor with terrible wind. He gave me a kite.

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@laurendsull Thank heavens for that!

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@TonyMaudsley1 Out of loyalty shouldn't you be watching ITV? xx

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@laurendsull Not slash I hope!

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@cjdemooi Some Like It Hot, although I agree with you about The Birdcage being great. I also love Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, & most Mel Brooks

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@DannyWalters_ Done xx

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@cjdemooi It only gets worse love. At 61 I find myself halfway upstairs, not knowing why, so I have a pee to make it look like I know what I'm doing!

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@ITVChase @paulsinha Is Les Dennis replacing our Bradley?

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@Arthur_Strong It would have been a blooming sight better if you had been.

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@cjdemooi who won?

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@Arthur_Strong I disagree - you are funnier than Hancock in my opinion

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@coffee_viking @Arthur_Strong I knew the BBC were a bunch of fucking idiots but never realised they were this stupid

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@Arthur_Strong Quite right, looking forward to the next series. After three TV & many wonderful radio shows do you really need a co-writer? Best wishes.

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@benphillips Ben, so how come this was posted a year ago? https://t.co/0cwQOFXTYr

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@DerrenLitten I happened to watch On The Beach yesterday - you are channeling Fred Astaire xx

[David Collins @Collins123David]

@elliotgilesuk Try using a smaller one for a change

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@Sam_Sholli @RonanJLOC I hope he parked the car first!