Collins Kipchumba

[Iron Mind @built_not_bornn]

@polo_kimanii Even in life you can tell mtu alisomea international Schools, wanakuwanga na confidence ingine hatari

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

If you go to an international school and see how they live there, you will end up crying . Theres a very big gap between what is taught in polling station schools and what is taught here. Huku international school ata hawajali kuhusu hiyo mamtihani ya ughasia. Actually,These kids are majorly being taught lifeskill skills. How to communicate,how to think outside the box,how to question and most importantly,how to be confident. These kids are being taught how to be CEOs and founders bwana,ndio maana ata hawafanyangi KCSE

Polling station nayo niya kufunzwa submission. How to be a slave. Yani unaamka saa tisa usiku kusomea jesma,asubuhi ukunywe uji imepikwa na unga ya ugali,saa tano chai inakaa mkojo ya punda,saa saba githeri imejaa kumbi kumbi,woi mungu wangu. And you’re not supposed to question this,ukilalamika ni suspension mara iyo.

Unajua mnaonanga hii kijana inaitwa onyango tate ikiongelea mambo ya matrix mnaona kama imevuruta bangi. All these things have been planned bwana. Wale tulikua tunaamka saa tisa kusoma,sahii tunaamka saa kumi na moja kupanga line ya super metro. Wale wa international school wako kwa kitanda,wanafikiria the next business they want to venture. Mama yangu! Dj,hebu chesa I am a slave by lucky dube na usiweke chiki chiki

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer went straight to the pub after resigning as Prime Minister earlier

📸 The Sun

[Hon James Wanjohi @Kabete001]

Proudly announcing my candidature for Member of Parliament, Kabete Constituency.

Together, let's deliver change
#KabaWanjohi

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

Congratulations, Hon. Sammy Douglas Kamau Waweru, on your historic election as the Member of Parliament for OlKalou Constituency.

You have won by a resounding margin, reflecting the unmistakable voice of the people.

We thank the Almighty God for this great victory.

To the great people of OlKalou, thank you for giving our party, DCP, its first Member of the National Assembly.

Thank you, my great people, for refusing to sell your birthright and for being wise enough not to fall for the deception of development projects.

Thank you a million times for guarding your vote and for standing firm despite the actions of rogue police officers armed with guns and tear gas.

Once again, I am grateful to the people of Olkalou for accepting to add me an extra solider to join the great army that I lead in Defence of Kenyans. I have been strugglling with 18 soilders but with great results; now I have 19, things will be much better.

On behalf of our community and the people of Kenya, kindly accept my heartfelt appreciation for restoring the dignity of our community and our nation.

I feel proud and elated to be the leader of such patriotic people who remain loyal to their rights and dignity.

I salute our campaign leaders, Hon. John Methu Gitungati and Hon. Wanjiku Muhia Ngatha, for their outstanding leadership and guidance throughout the three-month campaign. I was deeply impressed by the way you organized and led us.

To our allied Senators, Members of the National Assembly, MCAs, campaign teams, aspirants, volunteers, our staff, thank you for your unwavering commitment and sacrifice.

Tomorrow morning, I will visit all the five wards to personally thank the people of OlKalou.

I have been so directed by the community.

Hon. Kamau, please go and serve your people diligently, and represent them well.

God bless OlKalou, and God bless Kenya!

[𝖭𝗂𝖼𝖼𝗈™ @iLnico4real]

Wasee tulikua nao highschool wakaenda Kirinyaga university wote walienda wakakua sharp boys wakanunua magari, na most of them walikua mafala. There must be a secret in Kirinyaga university buana. Wasee walienda huko sahii kila mtu ako na volkswagen.

[𝕰𝖓𝖌. 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐦𝐚𝐞 @OmaeOkara]

Beautiful home and most of them had load bearing walls rather than columns but wait until time catches up with it.
It has the worst retirement looks..

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

1996 babies have turned 30 in 2026. They can hardly believe their eyes 😂😂

[scenker @chibest_up]

I love Twitter because no one knows when you're online or not

[Kait Willett @KaitWillett]

I hate to tell men this but

The women dressed provocatively in the gym do want attention

They are only upset when it comes from the guy they didn’t want it from

That’s why the reaction is what it is

It’s not your fault for noticing

And yes, they will continue to deny this.

[Tactile Fremitus @Ambrosec13Chege]

@HEBabuOwino I still do not understand why a sane person should participate as a goon.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

2020 was 2020 days ago.

[Collins Kipchumba @Collins25052821]

@KosgeiPhi41659 @HonKangata Sure ni Nyahururu,nimeconfirm

[Collins Kipchumba @Collins25052821]

@KosgeiPhi41659 @HonKangata I think walikuwa Kisumu not central

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

My driver Gitari has been shot during Linda Mwananchi Rally

[Francis Atwoli NOM (DZA), CBS, EBS, MBS. @AtwoliDza]

Coming back home from three days workers meeting on the effects of climate change in Hanoi, Vietnam where I represented Africa.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

My cousin married a girl from serious money.

At the wedding, her father gifted them an 8-bedroom house in THOME estate. In love, allegedly.

Three years in and his wife discovered her favourite weapon.

Every argument ends the same way: “Leave my father’s house.”

Because technically, that’s what it is.

The old man never handed over the title.

My cousin has been a tenant in his own marriage.

Three weeks ago, another argument.

She opened the door herself and told him to leave that night.

He packed one small bag. Said nothing. Walked out at 2am.

No calls. No drama. No coming back to “talk.” Three weeks of silence.

Yesterday she texted him: “When are you coming back home?”

A few minutes ago I took his phone and replied for him to her: “When I have my own house. For now, let me be.”

A man can sleep on a mattress on the floor of a bedsitter and sleep like a king.

But he cannot sleep peacefully in an 8-bedroom house where the door is opened for him every time there’s a disagreement.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Dangote ALWAYS wanted to invest in Kenya BIG TIME. But the boys and men who called the shots in Kibaki's and Uhuru's State House wanted crazy equity as kickbacks. Dangote will not put his billions in your country and bribe the thieves in power too. That is why it's commendable that H.E @WilliamsRuto opened the investment door to Dangote and allowed him to put his dollars in Kenya on HIS TERMS.

[zennny_xin @Mamaduu040]

Kazi za KPA, KRA, Kengen, KPC, KPLC & EACC ni family inheritance. They kids wakienda shule ashaambiwa ile course atafanya. Nimemake over 100 applications hadi mzee mmoja aliniona kwa interviews sana akaniambia hizi kazi zinakuanga na wenyewe usiwaste pesa yako kwa cyber..💔😭😭

[Patrick Car Dealer🇰🇪 @PatrickCarSales]

Good bye CAR SOKO and a New Chapter loading…

Today 1st July, 2026 marks the end of me working for Car Soko Ltd. A very good work place that I have called home for so many years. I will forever miss this place.

Sir Felix Limo, God Bless You so much. I want to take this opportunity to thank you for the opportunity accorded me and the immense support you have always extended to me while I was working for this great company. If am asked to write about you; I will need several days maybe weeks to put together some of your acts of kindness and generosity to me and all my other colleagues at Car Soko. But one that stands out most is your generosity and support towards Goliath wa Bungoma of whom you have transformed his story from grass to grace. I will always be indebted to you and I want to wish you all the best as you take this company to the next level. God Bless You once again with more life full of good health together with your family.

Goliath wa Bungoma, you will forever be my brother. We have worked together very well in a very special way while making big moves in this town. When my story will be written, you will have a special page about our great marketing combo. We have built each other to the next level in this motor vehicle industry. BANGALAA will forever remain embedded in my heart and a child I helped grow. As I leave you behind, work with a lot of dedication for this great company and continue representing them well as a their brand ambassador.

To all my colleagues; you are spectacular people. The good memories we created together will forever remain in my heart. We have worked together very well and we will still be partnering in this car sales industry.

My amazing clients, I can’t thank you enough! You have been very supportive to me throughout my career. May God Bless you as you continue supporting me as I also grow in this industry.

Tomorrow, I will officially unveil my new work place.

Thank you and God Bless You all.