Human: we have a color named after you!
Salmon: really? is it silvery blue like my outsides?
Human: no, uh–
Salmon: wait why is it pink?
Human: ...
Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK
Roy Keane: "[He] puts his hands up to his ears. He's like 'shutting the critics up'. I think It's embarrassing. He's been a disgrace the last few months for #mufc. He thinks if he scores there, he's going to shut his critics up. Embarrassing." #mulive [itv]