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[Callings @CollinsUma]

Oh oh
I poked the mob

[Callings @CollinsUma]

Congratulations @TheoAbuAgada and @XBrianDennis
Obidients are now officially at your feet

[Callings @CollinsUma]

@egi_nupe Nothing boarding school cannot solve

[Callings @CollinsUma]

Account created by a fool who has never been to Northern Nigeria. So s/he thinks everyone in the North is Muslim

[Zadok Yohanna 🪭 🇳🇬 @ZadokYohann]

I am The Happiest Man On Earth. 🇳🇬

Allah is the greatest 🙏@OfficialBHAFC

[Callings @CollinsUma]

Abroad is a skincare routine

[Zadok Yohanna 🪭 🇳🇬 @ZadokYohann]

I AM A MOVING MAN

[Callings @CollinsUma]

You had one open bet, your balance was 10,000. You still had that one open bet when your balance became 33,000. Editor-in-chief.

[Forever SureBoy ⭐️ @MathiasIgonor]

From 6.9M to 39M to what is Cash out 💔😂

Smiling and crying 🤧💔

[Callings @CollinsUma]

It has taken you guys 4 whole years to catch up with my strategy and thoughts

[Hamma @HAHayatu]

Will you vote for Atiku if he picks Ngozi Okonjo Iweala as running mate ?

[Callings @CollinsUma]

@HAHayatu It took you guys 4 whole years to catch up with my strategy and thoughts

[Callings @CollinsUma]

He took her to Canada and took care of majority of the bills but she left him because of money and then killed his baby. Yet you want him to come and beg her. Your sister's friend is a terrible human

[MKA @Ryann_Agada]

Not me though, my friend’s elder sister…

Her boyfriend got a job in Canada in 2022. She moved there the following year to be with him, and they got married in Dec that same year.

They had a joint savings account where the husband contributed 60% and she contributed 40%.

[Callings @CollinsUma]

@Ryann_Agada If the tables were turned and he had to fund everything 100% would you support him divorcing her because of some money she spent?
This doesn't make sense.
She got to Canada and started looking for excuses to leave him, so she grabbed this one

[Callings @CollinsUma]

In Reno Omokri's mind, he is still the PA on Social Media. He is yet to come to terms with the demands of the office he now occupies

[Callings @CollinsUma]

Buying cooking gas at N1800 per litre is not how I planned to begin the week

[Callings @CollinsUma]

Super distress sale. 500sqm at T Pumpy Estate, Karsana, FCT.
25m, instead of 40m.
It's close to the Bola Ahmed Tinubu Polytechnic which has been approved. So, land appreciation will be crazy.
Agency fee from the BUYER is 5%.
Send me a DM

[Callings @CollinsUma]

If you have 95m you should buy this.
Location: Lento Aluminium, Kado, FCT.
3 bedroom flat. Ground floor.
N95m
Agency fee: 5%
Send me a DM

[Callings @CollinsUma]

How do I tell people to stop sending me "Happy new month" and "Happy new week" without sounding rude?

[Callings @CollinsUma]

To woz you de hungry me

[Nigeria Democratic Congress @NigeriaNDCHQ]

Arsenal was not okay tonight but Nigeria will be OK ✌🏼

[Callings @CollinsUma]

Alhaji, be calming down

[Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso @KwankwasoRM]

Congratulations PSG, and Nigeria will be OK! - RMK

[Callings @CollinsUma]

Aisha Yesufu lost the NDC primaries. Wasn't a sure ticket for her a part of the negotiations to join the party? Or Obi only took care of himself

[Callings @CollinsUma]

@channelstv They should have just adopted BAT as their candidate and not waste anyone's time

[Callings @CollinsUma]

@ADCNig You're releasing a statement talking about Tinubu and APC's presidential primaries. And you're not giving anyone information about your own presidential primaries