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[Idris Idahosa 🇰🇪 & 🇲🇹 @ASuruni]

Dr. Sankale (vet) yesterday discovered that “recovery from anesthesia” is a two-way agreement… and the lion apparently didn’t sign it.

One minute it was “vitals are stable,” next minute it was “why is everyone suddenly inside their cars?”

No injuries reported, just a rapid reminder that in wildlife medicine, confidence and chaos are often separated by about 3 seconds of silence.

The lion is back in charge of being a lion. The vets are back in charge of rethinking their life choices.

[collins wamunyi @CollinsWamunyi]

@deejayslim254 @NytoP2PMwangi Enyewe tuseme tu ukweli. Bois ni master hehe

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

I apologise to my daughter

[Bella 💙 @_Nana_Kc]

This video 🥹...Shiksha and your team, receive your flowers...

[collins wamunyi @CollinsWamunyi]

@KenyanSays Acha amalize lap ya Africa 🌍 atumiwe gari yenye ata controls hajui kutumia. Such negativity after what the boy has done and still doing. we #kwendaUko

[collins wamunyi @CollinsWamunyi]

#automobile #news #car #carnews #cartok #newcar https://t.co/vNPcMh1Vx9 via @YouTube

[Iron Lady. (African Jacana) @2njerii]

A legend has rested. Go well Craig , you were a naughty old man but you left us with memories.

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

The car stopped in front of him to annoy him, and he responded with the most harmless but effective attack on the planet. 😂

[collins wamunyi @CollinsWamunyi]

@sholard_mancity stop being petty. if you personally go to the same china square will you buy a handle? if you are actually looking for a vase? kua serious manze

[𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧. @_ShaunKeyz]

Shout out to Jazzworx and Thukuthela for making us dance this year. They gave us so many bangers, wow.

[nyorude @nyorude]

Apart from his trademark shouting, @mtunecessary, Wuod Tido Kasule is saying something.

[Crypto Cartel Yvonne Kagondu @kagondu_yvonne]

Yesterday I had a funny encounter with the traffic police.

Have you ever been in a situation where Google maps directs you somewhere and then the police catch you saying that you broke a law? It was one of those.

So I made a scene out of it and they had to release me. I said "the question is not why I made a wrong turn, the question is not why are you conveniently standing there next to it knowing very well that I would. You know very well that Google maps is misleading people on that turn, you have made no effort to put a sign there to assist drivers. You are there to catch drivers and make money out of it which is wrong."
I was very willing to die on that hill and even go to court for it.
They had to let me go.

[collins wamunyi @CollinsWamunyi]

@_DCPTV 1 term.
3 positions

[collins wamunyi @CollinsWamunyi]

@Joshwydd_ Traveler

[collins wamunyi @CollinsWamunyi]

@Afandedigital @ivy5475 Unajua bosongo kweli wewe

[collins wamunyi @CollinsWamunyi]

@Joshua_Onsase [phone] the place is called hibiscus mtwapa. Call them

[collins wamunyi @CollinsWamunyi]

@_falsi1ke Keep pushing bruh

[collins wamunyi @CollinsWamunyi]

@Elvis_Localman @Mugo_WaMacharia Na salaries huyo ni msee ako na atleast 3people ameemploy

[collins wamunyi @CollinsWamunyi]

@SpiceFMKE Kumbe miguna ni matako hehe

[collins wamunyi @CollinsWamunyi]

Tukue serious. Kwani namanga ni mbali??? Twende tusaidie wenzetu tumtoe Tundu Lissu. Kisha Kura ipigwe.
@C_NyaKundiH ama nimeongea mbaya?