Dave Collins

If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room. I'm taking up too much room.

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@mralibongo Use the offers, sold over £5k worth of gear the last few months for about £12 total.

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@mralibongo @keijoteras @eBay Surely the insurance is to protect the sellers loss not the buyer? If it doesn’t arrive it’s not the buyers problem, it’s the sellers.

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@mralibongo 🎻

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@Andy_Swain Terrible wasn’t it. 10 years of someone else paying for my sport. Glad there’s people like you and them around.

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@Andy_Swain We have Deceuninck windows/doors, Hangrohe taps/showers and some Alpecin shampoo (not sure why). Sponsorship works! Don’t seem to have any Metaltek mind…

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@mralibongo They’re illegal on public highways, so people buying them and using them on roads probably not all that bothered about rules.

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@Andy_Swain They should all give him a solid shoeing afterwards! Bellend.

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@dean0downing @RoyalMail You don’t! I lost a brand new motorbike helmet once as it was helpfully left in the bin on the drive, the one that was out for collection. Shop had to send another out, no doubt at their cost.

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@StefanWyman like a seagull on a chip, all over it.

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@StefanWyman Mine was back, little bastard was trying to lift the roof tiles, trying to get back in the loft at 5:45am the other morning. It won’t be coming back again…

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@StefanWyman Having just got rid of a family of the buggers from our loft with the aid of patience and a .22 air rifle and having to clear up the aftermath, I also no longer like squirrels.

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@CXHelen I’ve news for you, he had a stash he’s been building up by stealing a few of yours everyday.

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@mralibongo Jesus H, it’s like a crime scene.

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@stevepooley @ducati @yamaha @Triumph I’ve got a street triple 765 and a Speed twin. Reckon either of those is a good shout, or the new Trident? Sarah had an MT07 and was a nice bike but looked slightly cheaply finished, same goes with the Ducati Scrambler.

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@StefanWyman If there is, then I’m very stressed.

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@worldcupdan @Alanis

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@StefanWyman This carpet needs cleaning...

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@StefanWyman Same old, same old, Under the table already.

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@StefanWyman @Gethin76 Never know when you’ll need a cup of yellow...

[Dave Collins @Collinsdrc]

@SimonBurney Not a Custard Cream in sight...