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Thoughts & Laughs

[jj🌖 @kamwe_]

Kuna siku mamangu alibuy maziwa,alafu after kuchemsha ikaharibika.
Nakwambia hiyo siku nlienda center na sufuria nionyeshe mtu wa dairy maziwa ni mbaya atupige refund.

[DAMOLA 🏀⚽️ ⚾️🔞 @holardamolar]

“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.” realest talk.

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

"Humu JKUAT kumejaa simanzi tele"

"Naaaam, huyu si manzi, yule si manzi, ata yeye si manzi"

[Muriuki💎 @itsmuriukii]

GenZ anacheza FIFA akiteremsha Kahawa ya ofisi, akimaliza kusave za IPhone anawacha kazi bila notice.

[Sukuna @SukunaMbuzi]

First time I cheated I knew that life is for me. I judged my father too harshly for loving hoes.

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

Fuuuccckkk

[alluring Avocado @kiplangaatt]

You see a beautiful girl and get the urge to mate, it's procreation not lust aki

[PINKMAN @mrpinkman55]

Tumbo lisiloshiba na uko na mazda sijui atenza.. Aii kuna kitu hamsemi buana

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

If I was dating a lawyer I'd post a picture of us with the caption 'The club isn't the best place to find a lover so the bar is where I go'

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

A condom would have saved both obado and Sharon . Condoms save lives.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Bachelors after cleaning their room huwa wanajipromise haitawai fika hio situation tena, wiki ikiisha wanaanza kutafuta mahali kitanda iko

[Eric @amerix]

Never kill a woman because she has refused to abort an untimed pregnancy.

Once the sperm leaves your urethra, it becomes the property of the state.

Be careful.

CHANGE or PERISH.

[Jakonyango @Ja_Konyango]

Kuna video ya onyango tate inanimaliza😂😂

Ati you want. 10k urgently but you are on your periods😂

Ati we want ROI

[MoHa𓃵 @pappi_kheed]

Nimekosea dem yangu rich kid anaenda kunywa maji ya kisima akufe😂💔🙌.

[Kate😶‍🌫️ @katehqs]

Leo sina mengi ni kuwaambia tu if you can't catch the fish in the river, wait for it in the market

[Eric @amerix]

WAKE UP.

ARISE.

The early hour belongs to the man who has refused to be average.

Follow the early morning routine even when you are tired, especially when you are tired.

Carry the standard that your father wanted you to carry.

Face the day with courage.

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

Hope this helps...

[POKOT ICON @CFC_Haron]

Nyashinski, Bluff

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Kukua in the trenches is never a pleasant experience. You're stuck with shitty internet, shit diets and highly uncivilised bastards that snuck their way to earth. Your taste is very limited and you're only geared for survival. Hakuna mambo na kukua creative ju it's either you be creative or sleep hungry for months on end. I totally understand why niggas detest poverty once they make it out.

[Meat🇪🇸 @futuremswag]

My dad: Look at Yamal at 19
Me: Look at Messi at 41