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Literal dot com billionaire

[Jæms @CollopyJ]

I could have stopped the Chernobyl disaster with enough prior notice, such a shame

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I don’t like actors, I don’t trust writers and I don’t respect comedians but I know and love so many of them, what a sick little life

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@BrendanWan DonToo still open in Carlton but I miss the OG

[Dallas Zoo @DallasZoo]

The Zoo is closed today due to a serious situation.

[Jæms @CollopyJ]

Rest in piss

[u m a m i @u_m_a_m_i]

Sony owns a patent that would force viewers to exclaim the brand name during commercials to end them.

[Jæms @CollopyJ]

Never seen a cheerful person with a leafblower

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That movie Babylon REALLY wants to convince me that it’s FUN and I’m good thanks

[Jæms @CollopyJ]

Never use the word ‘juxtapose’ in front of me

[Jæms @CollopyJ]

*Ron Howard voice* “He didn’t.”

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Jesus, Elon, I hope you know what you're doing @elonmusk

[Jæms @CollopyJ]

Saoirse Ronan in her first role

[Francis @Frrancis]

Subway sandwich air strike takes out grandpa

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@dabblecomau Midsommar (2019)

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Ooh la la

[𝘽𝙍𝙊𝙏𝘼𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙕 ☆ @brotaminz]

Scientists at Stanford University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ might have looked.

[Jæms @CollopyJ]

@NayukaGorrie ‘Just Stop Oil’ is funded by a Big Oil heiress. Some people think this was a deliberate attempt to make climate activists look bad

[Jæms @CollopyJ]

Disappointed to announce that I've started watching the 'Glee' creator's new 10-part biopic on the life and crimes of Jeffrey Dahmer and I don't plan on stopping

[Jæms @CollopyJ]

How do we know that when you shrink someone down their voice becomes all high pitched? Where’s the research?

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I asked my partner “How will you react if Brendan Fraser comes back and he’s forgotten how to act?” and they wouldn’t stop crying

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Bro you just posted late

[Jæms @CollopyJ]

The other night a friend of mine forgot Katy Perry’s name and just called her ‘The Menulog Chick’