Sam Collier

Manager of Aquavitae, Cheltenham.

[Sam Collier @CollyWacker]

@HarrietFaith massively wish I was a girl sometimes so I could stand in female changing rooms all day without being frown upon :/ x

[Smartypants @SmartypantsAICR]

Can we get @BBCR1's @Chris_Stark into a pair of #smartypants for charity at #Starfields on Sat? RT if you want to see it! #starkypants

[Sam Collier @CollyWacker]

@MattyJago Unless you fail, then you look stupid.

[Sam Collier @CollyWacker]

Girl at work is afraid of Moths, I'm bored of smokers taking so many breaks, how do I stop her smoking?.. 1-0

[Sam Collier @CollyWacker]

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[Sam Collier @CollyWacker]

Eating Pot Noodle, Hardcore:
1. Boil Water
2. Eat Noodles dry
3. Drink boiling water
4. Snort Soy Sauce
5. Get laid.. #DeadlineDay

[Sam Collier @CollyWacker]

September 2nd and still no letter from Hogwarts.. Its been 10 years.. I'm beginning to think that maybe I'm not a wizard! :/

[Sam Collier @CollyWacker]

My favourite 3 puppies!

[Soho Bar Cheltenham @Soho__Bar]

@Ambiguous__Boy returns tonight for another cracking set @Soho__Bar mixing some great modern house and some 90's classics..from 10pm onwards

[Soho Bar Cheltenham @Soho__Bar]

New Menu - Coming Soon @Soho__Bar

[Sam Collier @CollyWacker]

Does anybody else feel the intense awkwardness when a woman doesn’t choose the iron in a game of Monopoly? @LiammBond

[Sam Collier @CollyWacker]

According to my bank account, I officially have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life!.. As long as I die next Tuesday.

[Sam Collier @CollyWacker]

+2 Points on the Man Card for building a cabinet/shoe rack.. -3 Points for borrowing my girlfriends tools to do it :/

[Sam Collier @CollyWacker]

When you type the name of the website you're already looking at into you're browser.. Its time to go to bed!

[Soho Bar Cheltenham @Soho__Bar]

Fancy a bit of Balearik Soul at Soho Bar Montpellier Tonight?.. Also, 2-4-1 Cocktails until 10pm!.. Get 'em while you can !! #FunkyFridays

[Sam Collier @CollyWacker]

Sometimes I cry whilst chopping carrots because I don't want the onions to feel bad.