Collyflodge

...wut

[Collyflodge @Collyflodge]

@SPIR1T0M8

[Collyflodge @Collyflodge]

@StarWarsDaily_ "then you will die braver than most"

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Preview of the Queen's Speech later today

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Hey @marksandspencer can Colin and Cuthbert be besties? We’re bringing back a limited edition Cuthbert and want to donate profits to cancer charities including your partners @macmillancancer & ours @teenagecancer. Let’s raise money for charity, not lawyers #caterpillarsforcancer.

[Collyflodge @Collyflodge]

Anyone else waiting for updates on the Handforth Parish council drama? Do you think Jackie's gone to far?

[E! News @enews]

She's already a pro. 🥺 Two kind strangers make this woman's day by helping her skateboard for the very first time. (📷: taken pre-covid/ IG kevperez via @onherturf)

[Collyflodge @Collyflodge]

Go off 👏🥳

[AP Race Calls @AP_RaceCalls]

Vice President-elect Kamala Harris will be sworn in by Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor. It will be a history-making event Wednesday when the first Black, South Asian and female vice president takes her oath of office from the first Latina justice. https://t.co/W8qhCEjBHU

[Collyflodge @Collyflodge]

The only "rapid decision decision-making" this gonvernment can make is a U-turn...

[Owen Paterson @OwenPaterson]

Already we are seeing the advantages of rapid decision-making by an independent UK: 500,000 of the most vulnerable people vaccinated while the EU is still dithering.

[Christine Jardine 🔶 @cajardineMP]

It's not acceptable that the Welsh Minister ignored my call for support to be provided to those 3 million #excluded from any support for over 9 months & refusal to extend #furlough to June 2021 to give business the certainty & stability to plan-

#COVID19 #Smallbusiness

[Collyflodge @Collyflodge]

@Daniel_Sloss Hi Daniel, this is a long shot, but would you be down for a video interview to talk about the power of comedy? It's for a research project I'm doing at uni, and I'd love to hear your thoughts on the topic! Hope to hear from you soon! All the best, Collins.

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

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[Collyflodge @Collyflodge]

@realDonaldTrump

[Collyflodge @Collyflodge]

@Nigel_Farage Shut up you racist cunt

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

I thought all you had to do was comply and you wouldn’t be shot or brutalized by police. 🤔🤔

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: Storm Francis downgraded to light breeze after Gavin Williamson finds out it went to a state school.

[Richard Barfield🇺🇦 @rjbarfield1]

I don’t understand the fuss about getting photos of Johnson on holiday. I hear newspapers will pay very good money for that much rarer item - a photo of him at work.

[Collyflodge @Collyflodge]

@BBCBreakfast Why didn't any of the Tories take up dodgeball? "If you can dodge a question you can dodge a ball"

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We’re right behind everyone at the #ALevelProtests

These are the people who will be staffing our NHS in future years, and the way they have been treated is nothing short of a disgrace

Please RT if you’re behind them too and show them your support

[xanthus stan account @tobikyere]

you know what's a fuckery? if we had another election tomorrow, the UK would still vote for this government.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

“The spread is largely due to households meeting and not abiding to social distancing” says Matt Hancock