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[ColmMCFC @ColmMCFC]

@NDows39 @UKlionfan Are you just making stuff up?

[ColmMCFC @ColmMCFC]

@Jamescrovon @GeezaVibe Yeah but the rules have just exposed the anti competitive nature of the league

[Say it pop @Sayitpop]

Cyclists get splashed for blocking the road

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Petition to bring these back.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

nobody will remember:

- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:

- how many times you sent them the Will Ferrell blooper reel from “Eastbound & Down” and said “watch this now”

[Kevin De Treble @MancityGP]

@footy_JG10 Got you a pic to campaign

[cants @cantseyy]

When you order a pillow on temu

[City Report @cityreport_]

Nike’s new commercial for Rodri. 😮‍💨

[Scorched Earth Policy @Scearpo]

This video specifically embodies a sort of cosmic horror. Every single participant is fully sincerely enthusiastic about the hell they live in, yet they subconsciously project microexpressions suggesting fear and a deep need to escape, as if their bodies are puppeted by something incoherent and otherworldly. They’re skinwalkers, propelled in a shambolic fugue state like fungal cordyceps ants. The only emotion they feel is a binary hot-cold proximity towards pure virality metrics. Looking at their dysgenic dead eyes as they bombard you with MKULTRA repetitious products summons that same unnerving discomfort you feel the first time you get stuck in a mundane conversation under the influence of mind altering substances and for the first time you really truly acknowledge that you’re going to die one day. It’s like being stuck in a room with a powerful robot programmed by a machine learning algorithm whose only goal is generating noise and you’re just hoping and pleading it doesn’t figure out that pain makes humans scream.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

FOUR-IN-A-ROW!!!!

We're @premierleague champions 🏆🏆🏆🏆

[ColmMCFC @ColmMCFC]

@ManCity That’ll settle the nerves

[ColmMCFC @ColmMCFC]

@city_tactics Not bad for a league 2 player

[Santos @Santoss_CFC]

@SkySportsPL 😭😭😭

[ColmMCFC @ColmMCFC]

@StevenMcinerney Drink the tears lad, drink those salty tears

[ColmMCFC @ColmMCFC]

@StevenMcinerney We’re playing in front of the Madrid back 4 too much need to get players in behind

[ColmMCFC @ColmMCFC]

@idropFbombs Because the earth is a globe

[City Report @cityreport_]

WHAT A F*CKING STRIKE OH MY GOODNESS

[ColmMCFC @ColmMCFC]

Foooooooden you beauty!!!!!! #MCIRMA

[ColmMCFC @ColmMCFC]

@StevenMcinerney @PhilFoden Foden > Messi