Colm Kelleher

I am Captain America in disguise

[Colm Kelleher @Colm_K]

Yesterday is gone. Forget it. Tomoro will never come, dont worry about it. Today is here. Get busy.

[Colm Kelleher @Colm_K]

So, Internet, we meet again. This time, I will come out on top

[Colm Kelleher @Colm_K]

Your all meant to say "Hi Colm!"

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Hi, im colm, and im a twitterer

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Wow i dont wanna get all deep and stuff on twitter, but do u think the meaning of life is to search for the meaning of life?

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I will follow u till one of our deaths. (Yours. Your death.)

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Hehehe ive got 69 followers :P I dont care if thats not alot its dam funny to look at :P

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My Bumhole is rather crusty

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"Latest: Nobody but NOBODY messes with Johnny Foreskinless than 5 seconds ago." Thats just bad placement.

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Nobody but NOBODY messes with Johnny Foreskin

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Barney may be a purple dinosaur, but im a drunk with a shotgun and a whole barrel waiting to be filled with childrens dead dreams . .

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Have you ever noticed how "Clouds" is "Sduolc" backwards? these things just make you wonder . . .

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Hehehe my "following" is 69 after i added all those porn *ahem* "models"

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I just applied all my potential energy into obtaining numerous data on porn stars. If that doesnt make me sound smart nothing will.

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can you get banned for saying rude things? someone Direct Message me the answer, i dont wanna get banned or anything

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No me gusto twitter. Esta aburrido

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Anybody feel like clicking on my pic and then clicking the "Follow" button? All users welcome. *Whoo, glad i didnt come off desperate there*

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I do believe ive excreted my own rectum. Touché to myself. *sips tea*

[Colm Kelleher @Colm_K]

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i just poopoed a dinosaur