Nate

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

My thoughts on the so-called “classics” — well (heh) they might shock you.

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

Let's be perfectly clear: mischief is never the answer.

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

Dabbling in gladhanding again

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

In 2016, Pharrell Williams visited my NYU music production class to critique student songs. After he listened to my song “Alaska,” he said “I have zero, zero, zero notes for that.” Surely, there is a market-based solution for this?

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

@FilmPilled December 13th, a Friday . . .

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

Sometimes change unmoors you. You've bought the product for years, and one morning, suddenly, unnervingly: a NEW LOOK. Your pulse quickens. What else could be new here? Will it -- could it possibly -- no . . . but yes, it is. The TASTE is the SAME. It's the SAME and it's GREAT.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

New video with @MrBeast! Watch it here: https://t.co/lbBtYB9hJM

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

Cockney rhyming slang?

[MrDodgy is on ChessFam @ChessProblem]

Team Gukesh has been up all night preparing new ideas on move 27 in the Marshall

Ding has been playing jenga with Richie to settle on an obscure Sicilian sideline

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

@FilmPilled https://t.co/f0R7F9mNgf

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

I’m back to disliking big nerds

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

If you think you’re a Wally Wunka you’re probably a Willy Wampus, or worse, a Willy Wanka

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

@sk8rmag

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

At the Internet cafe

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

Q4 can’t end soon enough!

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

This changes everything.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Trump is never quiet.
Why so quiet now?
Is he afraid people are on to him about...something?
Time will tell.

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

These keys don't miss!

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

Using thirteen keys, I can predict with near-perfect accuracy if it will be a bad poop.

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

The needle is a SCAB!

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

Goodnight

[Nate @ColmansMustherd]

My final poll heading into election day suggests there's an infinite number of possible outcomes and a 99% chance it will be one of them.