Colton Kramer

[Colton Kramer @Colmer_Kraton]

@_Born2Early_ @dwyer_dylan Rise and grind. Class at 9

[Colton Kramer @Colmer_Kraton]

@DaltonDuggan @dwyer_dylan

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This is outrageous 😦

(via @DannyDuncan69)

[William Crawley @williamcrawley]

I don’t know who this is, but he’s made my day.

[Colton Kramer @Colmer_Kraton]

@_Born2Early_ Because it’s Gods will

[Colton Kramer @Colmer_Kraton]

Pandemic is over guys. He saved us all

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

Here is scamvangelist Kenneth Copeland DESTROYING the virus through what I can only describe as a Christian magic spell.

"In the name of Jesus... I execute judgment on you, COVID-19!... It! Is! Finished! It! Is! Over!"

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

- Martin Luther King Jr. 1963

[Colton Kramer @Colmer_Kraton]

The world is tiny compared to the universe though so I’ll give him that

[Colton Kramer @Colmer_Kraton]

I may be drunk but this is just literal nonsense

[The Hill @thehill]

President Trump: "I never understood wind, you know I know windmills very much. I've studied it better than anybody."

[Colton Kramer @Colmer_Kraton]

@newscientist @Alcott_15

[Colton Kramer @Colmer_Kraton]

@CycloneHockey @achamensd1 @LULionsHockey @Tony_Uglem hey Tony it’s you! In the picture! haha Good luck tonight you’re gonna do great! Beat them Lions!! #TonyTwogoals

[Rochester Americans @AmerksHockey]

What an EGGcellent weekend for @_CJ_Smith_

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

1st @NHL goal alert - C.J. Smith! 🚨

2-1 #Sabres lead

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

C.J. Smith will play tonight.

"We're looking for a spark. He plays in all situations. And we wanted to reward him for his hard work in Rochester."

[Colton Kramer @Colmer_Kraton]

@dwyer_dylan @spittinchiclets That’s gotta be a first

[andrew @AndrewChamings]

In this tweet I’m an owl barber (tweet is already funny) and when I’m done trimming the owl I hold up a mirror behind owl’s head and he just slowly turns his head 180 degrees to face me and says “I fuckin love it”

[Colton Kramer @Colmer_Kraton]

Game day go Dylan

[Colton Kramer @Colmer_Kraton]

@CycloneHockey @kjhalbach10 go Kirt! Kids having a record year! Really good to see all the hard work that he’s put in finally paying off

[Colton Kramer @Colmer_Kraton]

@CycloneHockey @Tony_Uglem good luck Tony! Work hard out there, but most importantly, have fun! Also, I heard the triple deke works pretty well, maybe give that a shot tonight