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"You could teach a horse how to water but you can't feed the water to the horse."

[not mal @Colombeaner83]

We out here ⚪️👑

[Israel Defense Forces @IDF]

PHOTO: star athlete Lionel Messi from @FCBarcelona at the Western Wall in #Jerusalem

[not mal @Colombeaner83]

Man infantino going back to back isn’t he

[not mal @Colombeaner83]

Fuck ass commentary

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

ABSOLUTE GOLAZO FOR CAPE VERDE'S FIRST-EVER FIFA WORLD CUP GOAL 🇨🇻

Kevin Pina with a historic moment for his country!

[Duolingo Brasil 🇧🇷 @DuolingoBrasil]

endrick: eu odeio que chutem por trás

ancelotti:

[not mal @Colombeaner83]

Damn vini and cunha are cooking

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

“Get a fresh trim or create a goal for Ronaldo”

Bruno Fernandes:

[kick.com/animefla @aNIMEfla]

Ancelotti encontra Scaloni na Copa do Mundo e pergunta pra ele:
- Scaloni, como você consegue escolher jogadores tão maravilhosos?

E o Scaloni responde:
- Eu apenas faço uma pergunta inteligente. Se a pessoa souber responder ela é capacitada para estar no meu elenco. Vou lhe dar um exemplo...

Scaloni manda chamar Messi e pergunta:
- Messi, seu pai e sua mãe têm um bebê. Ele não é seu irmão nem sua irmã. Quem é ele?

Messi responde:
- Scaloni, esse bebê sou eu.

Ele vira pra Ancelotti:
- Viu só? Mereceu ser jogador da minha seleção.

Ancelotti maravilhado volta a concentração do Brasil, chama o Raphinha e lasca a pergunta:
- Raphinha, seu pai e sua mãe têm um bebê. Ele não é seu irmão nem sua irmã. Quem ele é?

Raphinha responde:
- Não sei. Vou perguntar para meus amigos.
Ele pergunta e ninguém sabe a resposta. Aconselham perguntar ao Neymar.

Raphinha telefona:
- Neymar, aqui é o Raphinha. Tenho uma pergunta pra você: se seu pai e sua mãe têm um bebê e esse bebê não é seu irmão nem sua irmã, quem é esse bebê?

Neymar responde imediatamente:
- É lógico que esse bebê sou eu!

Raphinha vai correndo levar a resposta ao Ancelotti
- Ancelotti, se meu pai e minha mãe têm um bebê e esse bebê não é meu irmão nem minha irmã, é lógico que ele só pode ser o Neymar!

Ancelotti dá seu sorrisinho sabido e diz:
- Te peguei, Raphinha... Sua resposta está completamente errada... o bebê é o Messi!

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🇨🇮 Yan Diomandé’s letter to his sister through @PlayersTribune:

“Dear Roxane,

Remember when someone bought me a fake United shirt, and I wrote “Ronaldo 7” on the back with a black Sharpie? We didn’t know what rich or poor was. We only knew happiness.

Remember the 25 people sleeping in just one house back in Abidjan? Mom wanted to watch her soap operas. Everyone wanted to watch movies. Remember how I’d always pretend I was asleep and then sneak to the TV room after midnight? I’d turn the TV way down low. Like, just two volume bars. I’d watch soccer in the dark and dream.

Remember when the grown-ups saw me playing soccer on the dirt and gave me the nickname “Roberto Carlos” because of how hard I kicked? And remember how I secretly got so mad about it, because CR7 was my idol?

Remember when I went to play so far from home? I was 9 years old. Inter Foot Sud Comoé, way out near the border with Ghana. Just a little boy all alone. I don’t know if I ever told you this story, but me and the other kids used to go to the village and steal potatoes because we were so hungry. We called it a “bank heist.” Two kids would distract the shop owner, and the other 18 would run off with two potatoes. They weren’t even good. But they tasted amazing. Hahahah. Even today, it’s my favorite thing to eat. Boiled potatoes with a little oil. It takes me back to those times.

Remember when I got my first real pair of cleats, and I slept with them? Growing up, I always played in those white plastic sandals. Even when I go back home now, I still play in them. It’s our tradition.

Remember when I’d come back home, and you’d tell my neighborhood friends: “Why’d you stop training? Yan’s not gonna buy you cars. You gotta keep working.” You were 10 years old, and you were already my agent.

Remember how we’d sit and dream about moving to France? How we’d go shopping, have our own apartment, and I’d be a rich soccer player, with cars and a big house, and you wouldn’t have to worry about anything. You were the one who always believed I could be the next Cristiano, when everyone else was laughing.

Remember when I moved to the United States for high school, at 15 years old, and I missed home so much? For months, I couldn’t understand what anyone was saying. They sat me next to a French boy, and he’d try to translate everything the teacher said. Remember when I called you and said: “You won’t believe it, the kids here argue with the teachers.” Back home, you know, we wouldn’t even dare blink at our elders.

Remember when I couldn’t believe the boys smoked after school? You used to say it felt like I was in an American TV show.

Remember when they took me for trials at Bournemouth? At Chelsea, Rangers, Olympiacos, Crystal Palace? Eze and Olise came up to me after a training session and said: “Hey, kid, you’re really good.”… but even then, they didn’t sign me.

Even the MLS B teams didn’t want me. I didn’t even know why. They never gave me a reason. The adults handled everything. They just kept taking me all over Europe, and everyone kept saying no.

My visa expired. My dream was over. They sent me back to Africa, and we cried together. You were the only one who never stopped believing. A few weeks later, I signed with Leganés, and we cried different tears.

That was back when I still had emotions. Now, I don’t feel anything. It’s like I’m not even human. Since you died, I’m just empty.”

[Billy Mitchell @BillyPacMan]

Fuck Mordecai and Rigby

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

Ghana-Panama

[not mal @Colombeaner83]

Shoutout to when khusanov killed some cameraman

[Crunchyroll LATAM @crunchyroll_la]

¡VIVA 🇨🇴, VIVA FALCAO!

[not mal @Colombeaner83]

Man zidanes kid fuckin sucks

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This Iraq Norway game is a banger

[Paris FC Féminines @PFC_feminines]

𝑳𝒆𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝒅𝒆 𝒍𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 ✍️

🔵⚪️ #CertifiéParis #ParisFC

[not mal @Colombeaner83]

They massacred my boy

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I’m horrified rn

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Alex 💔

[Juanjo 🇨🇴 @JuanjoMariin]

“Tienes que apoyar a los sudamericanos, todos somos hermanos latinos”

Yo celebrando el gol de Costa de Marfil contra Ecuador:

[Ingold 🌟🇦🇺 金 @IngasGold]

bro got on that Bam Bam Bigelow