From the desk of Virginia Vallejo: "The Frente Cocaina would like to publicly denounce the bombing of the BP Facility today by the Cali Cartel. As known throughout this committee, the Cali Cartel, including Rodrigo, are committed to Frente Educacional..." (1/3)
"Undeniably, the cocaine industry is the center of the Colombian economy. Therefore, with Pablo Escobar as President, the Colombian people will once and for all come first, and the economic powerhouse that is Frente Cocaina will rise above." (3/3)
Some background info:
Frente Antinarcoticos: no more drugs, like, ever
Frente de Educacion: stay in school, kids!
Frente de Cocaina: viva la free market
"I, Rodrigo Lloreda Caicedo, am running for President of Colombia. I also am proud to admit that I convinced the Cali Cartel to retreat from Santa Marta because the drug issues were getting out of hand within the university system. Thus, I do not blindly support the Cali Cartel."