I used to date this girl, and whenever we had sex, she’d make direct eye contact with me and say, “Oh, wow, you’re jizzing a boatload,” every time I came, in the most emotionally detached tone I’ve ever heard.
A Korean fan was filming herself at the World Cup when a group of Mexico supporters behind her started pulling their eyes into a slant and laughing at her.
Social media tracked the main guy down.
He's reportedly the president of Jalisco's college of surveyors….
Argentina's Ministry of Defense will allow military personnel to work for Rappi and Uber to supplement their salaries to face the wage crisis in the institution.
Based on the “dih distribution” theorem, If your girl has 20 bodies there is approximately a 60% chance she has seen a penis over 2 standard deviations away from the mean (average)
I’ll leave this one right there