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Be Yourself

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

#SnowTires 🦇

[J @ColombianTank]

You can not satisfy the modern women of today.

[TMZ @TMZ]

👀 Rihanna and A$AP Rocky appear exhausted after a long Met Gala night.

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

Keeping a "work husband" is just socially acceptable emotional cheating, and women know exactly what they are doing. You spend 40 hours a week trauma-dumping about your actual relationship to a man who is secretly waiting for your marriage to fail. If your husband had a "work wife" who he bought coffee for, texted after hours, and complained to about you, you would literally burn the house down. The double standard is a joke.

[J @ColombianTank]

@THATBOYMMAGURU
Thanks for making MMA funny again. I respect your work ethic and mind set and your MMA takes are top level. Keep going brother

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

How I expect women to be wit me on the first date

[autist @litteralyme0]

The supermarket cashier when I wear the worst outfit of my entire bloodline:

[J @ColombianTank]

@FDSportsbook @FanDuel @FanDuel_Support Basketball starts in an hour, 1 PM games are still on. Im not waiting for you to fix your BS app. Im going to DraftKings. You guys suck

[J @ColombianTank]

Tears in the rain

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

How the worst day in 2018 used to feel like

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

Real

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

stack yo money & let love find you

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

How that one girl I will never talk to again has me thinking on a long drive home

[J.R @TheLifeUvJr]

we grieve for years

[Terrance McKinney @twrecks155]

Sorry that took so long

[Axel (fastr) @fastrlife]

BIGGEST MALE CANON EVENTS:

- Realizing WWE is fake
- First heartbreak
- Marvins room
- Discovering family lore you never knew of
- Getting jacked
- Unemployed era
- Summer 2016 (you had to be there)
- OBJ catch
- Homies switching up on you
- Touching real money
- Understanding god exists
- Losing a pet
- Stronger than your dad
- Fumbling a 8/10 (great body) that liked you
- Covid warzone with the boys
- Realizing you might be goated
- November 2021
- Touching rim (10 ft)

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

SPREAD THE WORD.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Angel Reese is IN HER BAG

[J @ColombianTank]

@JonnyBones Do you understand that ducking Tom actually harms your “GOAT, Tough guy” image more than just fighting him and MAYBE losing?