Maria

Colombian
Rambunctious
Artistic
Zesty
Yummy

:) I'm the girl sketching away in the back of the class 3

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@tellerproblems On paid vacation all week,then transfer to fulltime next week.Here's to spending more time with the people who don't show ID

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@stephsalvx3 @tellerproblems All in all, don't shit where you eat hahahahaha XD

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@stephsalvx3 @tellerproblems I told my coworker about my love life, then he told me about his.
Then we went out, I didn't put out..awk.

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@SterlingPGP If Jennifer Lawrence needs to lose ten pounds, then you need to go cut off your penis.
That is all.

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@anthony_mychal loved your article on rest days, now I have some kind of guideline for my resting day work out. No more bummin around :)

[Dancefestopia @Dancefestopia]

»»» RT to Win ««« BACKSTAGE PASSES to Dancefestopia this weekend! FINAL CHANCE! Weather: 80° & sunny both days!

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@tellerproblems When a husband makes a check to his wife and writes "HOT BABY MAKING SEX!!!" on the memo-line, lol

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@tellerproblems I love my job, but jesus fucking christ am I glad to have found your page. Found my family, ahahaha

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@tellerproblems Ugh damn ABA courses are up my ass.

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@LegsForDayys @tellerproblems Oh Fuckkkk I lost my shit hahahahahahaha

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@BennyBlancLo @tellerproblems I don't complain about counting money, I complain about the dipshits who throw bitch fits when I ask for I.D.

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@RickYancey I'm at work bawling because I just finished TFW. You, sir, have not a golden Nugget (harhar) but a golden BOULDER in your hands

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@SpokenReasons so? Insecurities are part of nature, however they can be overcome if you want to. Respect that shit nigga

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@PokemonMasterJT shave a little "c" por Colombiana ;) for me, ay papá!

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

When people come eat at your restaurant twenty minutes before closing time. FML

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@itsjust_joshh I realized later you WERE backing me up, I just apparently can't read English tonight lol my bad

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

When I die bet [he] fuck my hologram though

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@itsjust_joshh aw shucks, I appreciate it lol, and @octopimymind it's Saturday night, go chill out, have a Corona with lime, deuces

[Maria @Colombian_Biz]

@itsjust_joshh @PokemonMasterJT oh really meow