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@BriscoJnr I'm good either way. I have both white and dark meat!!

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@amihama_2 It has! I saw @BriscoJnr mention my name and i have 2 say what i saw in his shower was disappointing to say the least!

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I can't wait to see the Bruce Jenner/Kanye sex tape!;)

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I always thought Mila Kunis was a cunt, this just proves it! http://t.co/IQuYS4uDzN

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Now seems like the perfect time for "Ghost Dad 2" I've already attached Shia LaBeouf for a role;)

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Jill Scott - Melons?!;)

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applied on or around the vagina as pregnancy will occur;)

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@oliviamunn I can't believe the vanity of horses these days! Even they're getting spray tans!;)

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Even during the polar vortex I was still 10 inches on the slack;)

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@Dan2335 @RollieDingo to Stompy.

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@Dan2335 @RollieDingo Yeah, good times! I fear Colonels' Corner is gone forever, along with a wealth of knowledge!;) Not sure what happened

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Happy Birthday Olivia! From your favorite Large Cock;) #OMFG #LNKK

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@Dan2335 Bugles my ass! U had a rusty trombone!;)

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Poor Jon Hamm. Now he knows how I feel!;)

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@Scarfo I'll send u some of my special peeps! They're loaded with ginseng & jojoba!;)

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@Scarfo Hi Mr.Scarfo, how's things? U had an op? Hope you're recovering well:)

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@PeachPosh I've missed u too! Maybe I'll try to get on this thing more often. I break a lot of keyboards with my beak;)