Sebastian Moran

Alrigh'? Colonel 'Bastian Moran, at ya service. Lookin' for jobs now 'e's gone. Need t'make a livin', righ'? #RP

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J Well i's been 40 years... so I ain' holdin' out much longer. Jus' 'ad cheap shags all me life. *He laughs sadly*

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J Why no'? It's true. Jus' stating the truth.

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@xJimMoriarty Oh.. well sorry an' 'a... Should ge' me a new phone soon 'en.

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J Don' fink so... 'm 40.. who wan's to get wiv /this/? *Gestures to himself*

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J Apparently. *He shrugs* Jus' wan' a nice girlfriend t'settle daan wiv now.

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@xJimMoriarty So bored 'en, yeah?

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@xJimMoriarty Y'mean... bored or.. /stiff/? *He laughs*

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J *He nods* Yeah... i ge' that.. *Smiles*

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J *He shrugs* Always replies to me.

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J Yeah? *He tilts his head* You still go' Jim's number?

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J Yeah.. well I always thought you were a pretty lass anyway..

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J Yeah.. I ge' tha' off 'im /now/ though. Y'look abou' 18... don' mind me sayin...

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J Woulda banged the life outta ya.. Always was jealous of you and Jim's relationship... weird. 'e was like a Dad..

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J Yeah... they're shit.. *He pouts*

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J Shit... *He pouts* Too young for me 'en eh? *He tries to joke*

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@xJimMoriarty Wha' was it? *He smiles*

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J Yeah, I know.. you look.. hot now. *He smirks* 'ow old are ya now?

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J So d'you. You look better than before, gotta be 'onest.. *Nods* Y'know..

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J Nah.. don' fink I will, really. *He shrugs*

[Sebastian Moran @ColonelBastian]

@Eliza_H_J Yeah.. you go' a boyfriend I should know 'bou'? *He speaks jokingly but mostly serious*