ColonelCurtains

Sim racer, youtuber and ferocious Star Wars fan

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@F4HSuperGT do you think i was excited? First win in a while after a slump that nearly saw me give up. #adrenaline

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@MattP1Tommy in the f2 race:

Look at the wing on that quad! 🤣

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@MattP1Tommy Hamilton's engineer on the radio

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@CustomerSu75081 I have a delivery that has been returned to sender and the driver looked my wife in the eye, never opened the back of his van and drove off. No attempt at delivery even though he was 20 metres from the door!

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@DPD_UKHelplin any explanation as to why this driver got out and then straight back in to his van with no attempt for the delivery???? Then I get an email saying "we're sorry we missed you"

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@NeilHodgson100 spot the gem of a find i managed to pick up over the weekend to go on the shelves of cool stuff. So happy I managed to find this

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@CroftyF1 a spin off on the fastest lap point, why not take the motogp philosophy and practice times count towards qualifying. You have to be in the top 15 of combined fp1,2 &3 to get to q2. Every practice session counts then and extra pressure

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@bernie_collins1 I can't say how much I love having you on the sky team. When you talk about the strategy, it's like you're living the race with each team and your input really adds to the broadcast. Thank you!

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@motogpontnt @AleixEspargaro I was at luffield when this happened and the crowd went absolutely bonkers!

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@LandoNorris please don't let max slide one up the inside off the start!!! He's a crafty bastard 🤣

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@GarandThumb1 Schloomp

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@Noahhweb3 £26k

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@JensonButton @karunchandhok I don't know, cats in 2009 sure looked pretty fucking fantastic, especially in a simple livery 😉

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@_SuperGT Wsbk
Motogp
Indycar (better racing)
F1 (but so far disappointed)

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@RocketPMohawk I cannot wait for the China video of you destroying lance stroll's self esteem 🤣

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@JimmyBroadbent

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@KeithHuewen My favourite piece of @KeithHuewen commentary:

Akira Yanagawa was so upset he raised an eyebrow at a marshall 🤣🤣

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9 https://t.co/TMCPircF3s

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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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@MotoGP @MotoGPJules and @KeithHuewen

Although I first heard them on a vhs of 1998 wsbk and loved every minute, then found them again with motogp and Although I still like the current commentary, I still miss them. ❤️

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@parcelforce this is now the 3rd occasion I have used https://t.co/3jwQoTmw9j to arrange a collection. The time slot I have selected is 9am to 2pm. The drivers keep turning up after 5pm the location for collection is closed at 5pm. Why bother letting me specify a time?