Burned Retinas

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🟥RETRO REBOOT🟥
It's time to review another Power Rangers game, been a while since Super Legends.
Power Rangers Samurai for the Wii was a $20 budget title at launch. It may have had little substance, but it was a fun enough action brawler.
#Nintendo
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They are obscure and they are from an arcade. Who are?
Well many things are but here's some that Bloggo has picked out for your eyeballs to see and stuff. Just watch it and be slightly less bored this morning.
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Gameoverse is GREENLIT FOR FULL PRODUCTION! The 8-episode season begins in May 2027

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@liberalwoke_ @BrokenOptics Get lucid, you hack

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Safe to assume you’re brain damaged. I’m sorry for your issues. I’m not paid by anyone, it’s not my fault you are failing to understand English. Please get help.

Fuck AI and Fuck you.

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@thesheethockey @wyshynski @MovemberCA @JeffMarek In a nutshell.
- Bad drafting
- Complacent ownership
- and even when they get young guys with upside, they can't hold onto them

The Columbus Blue Jackets are the NHL equivalent of a wrestling jobber.

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@BrokenOptics It'll always be a stones in glass houses with these kinds of goons

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@SuperSisi Looks disturbing, since she's still got ripped arms and looks lifeless.

I'll take steely eyed, muscle Rose instead. She looks badass

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@_ZenoKaiserX89_ Okay, THAT'S funny

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@ABeerAndAGame Even though i had a little bit of fun with Andromeda, Mass Effect didn't need to be a thing anymore in the first place

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@UnionAndBlue @Mr_UnionBlue I'll be a little bit fair, defensive nuances aren't easy for a center to pick up. He has that going for him.
Also, Columbus' system and roster make-up is not great for generating offense.

I still see his floor is Dylan Strome. Upside undetermined.

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@troy_onHockey I remember having a finger wagged at me when Columbus hired this fraud. Eric Tulsky masked all of this idiot's worst impulses.

Going back further, he was given carte blanche as the Thrashers' GM, and made the same dumb decisions, like trading young guys for middling veterans.

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Best video game music day 296 / 365

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@Aportzline Zero heart from the Blue Jackets. They mostly just know petulance.

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@Hibiki2MD That's hard to unsee. Still a scary mofo

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@MidlifeCrysis_ I'm in this meme. And I'm okay with that

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It's too bad. But I hope the former members go on to create the games they WANT to create, without having to worry about cro-magnon chuds or the tone deaf corporate overlords of Electronic Arts.

Piss off forever, EA.

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@Aportzline The guys Waddell wanted to jettison were not the problem. I feel that the system they want to implement does work with this roster make-up. It's square pegs, round hole

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The tech is why the costs are so high. You have companies shifting their entire stocks to the tech and abandoning the consumer market, which includes console makers.

It is directly the fault of the companies pushing AI as a be all end all. I’d have said this directly but yeah

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@AngryThorr42069 @DegenerateTBone The players end up disgruntled, because they know they're capable of more than an offense based entirely off redirects for goals.

All that size they added means little when nobody can create a shot or make clever entry zones. Teams like Utah and Toronto skate circles around them

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@Leafslatest Got 'eeem