Colonel🫡

football, f1, waffling, inaccurate truths and aggressive retweeting. #44🐐

[🇪🇸 @selfcontrI]

England dressing room blowing up just in time for argentines to restart ‘i want to die for messi’ gimmick

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

“Girl, 9”

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

returning to the dance floor with a drink like you didn’t just throw up in the bathroom

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Dad: order something for our guest

Me after ordering Uber:

[Kawolopa @kawolopa]

8*

[Colonel🫡 @ColonelG45]

Saw that bastard put saka rwb so foden and palmer could play. We were exposed to nasty stuff

[- @DJ___129]

They had Jude out of position in the last two tournaments to accommodate Foden I still can’t believe it

[erling haaland’s traction alopecia @ladyquads]

i’m cryinggggg jude is circling him and releasing calming pheromones

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

“Newcastle United”

[Colonel🫡 @ColonelG45]

And when Italy and Israel still miss the tournament what then? Why not have a royal rumble and one massive league table. Play every nation in the world home and away, since throwing silly ideas into the wind

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: FIFA’s Gianni Infantino has said FIFA will examine expanding the World Cup by a further 16 nations to a 64-team tournament ahead of its next edition in 2030, per NYT

[JP @Juampachabal03]

Me da miedo ser una bolsa, los argentinos van a pensar que es basura y comenzarán a buscar comida

[julia 🇫🇷 @eathedocument]

harry kane is the roughest 32 i’ve ever seen

[𝗞𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗹𝗮 @KomolaRipOff]

WESH ? Son coach lui dit que l’équipe a pas bien joué lui il répond que le coach sait pas de quoi il parle ? C’est PIRE que les déclarations post-matchs de Mbappé sur Arbeloa hein

[Colonel🫡 @ColonelG45]

Does he know the best defender in the Spain squad is French. He should be thanking them for their donation

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Mariano Rajoy (Former Prime Minister of Spain): "France vs Spain? France have a very good team, however, their players are NOT French." 🤮

[﹒ @aroyagain]

They’re in the quotes blaming the media when have you ever seen a player respond like this 😭😭

[Colonel🫡 @ColonelG45]

A dimarco Trossard left pairing would’ve created movies in the Milan. Or even a lil trip to Naples with mctommy

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚫️⚪️ Besiktas are confident to seal all details of Leandro Trossard deal in few days.

Agreement done with Arsenal at €20m total package confirmed by #AFC. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

Deal until 2029 plus option offered, as @yagosabuncuoglu reports.

Final green light needed from Trossard. 🇹🇷

[notsafeforyou @haterseraa]

Your senator literally called the captain of that team a chimpanzee?????

[Liechtenstein France 🇱🇮🇫🇷 @Liecht_fr]

Napoléon qui va voir les français soutenir les anglais contre l’Argentine

[Viuda de Fidalgo @manuel_LG1996]

Argentina se ha enfrentado a puro equipo pendejo, estoy seguro que Inglaterra será un rival muy duro para ellos.

El putisimo Pickford al minuto 5:

[𝐍𝐮𝐞𝐯𝐞⚔️🤍 @valentiin_dft]

les anglais voulaient bench Bellingham et les français bench Mbappé ptdrrrrrr les 2 peuple de gros zgeg hein