JJ Love

Retired Army Colonel- Armor by choice, Cavalry by God. Senior MWR Professional. Reluctant UT fan-you’re welcome, student sons. Opinions are my own.

[JJ Love @ColonelJJLove]

Prepping the youngest for his ROTC Scholarship interview tomorrow:
Me: so why do you want to go Air Force ROTC?
Him: I want a challenge blah blah leadership blah blah
Me: That’s good but why do REALLY want to go Air Force ROTC
Him: I wanna fly fucking jets!
Me: That’ll work.

[Used Golf FACTS @UsedGolfFacts]

Hearing rumors that LIV Golf may not beheaded in the right direction.

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

500k followers giveaway pt 1!

My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies

Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower

Clubs not included unfortunately*
Still need those for my day job

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices.

And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid Wiseman radioing Houston to say he has two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one works.

Mission Control's response? "With your go, we can remote in and take a look." The same exact workflow your company's IT helpdesk uses when you submit a ticket on a Monday morning. Except the user is traveling at 4,275 mph, 30,000 miles from Earth, and the Wi-Fi situation is considerably worse.

This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster.

The real story here is that Microsoft has achieved something no other software company in history can claim: a support ticket from lunar transit. Their enterprise sales team should frame this. "Battle-tested in space" is a positioning statement most B2B companies would mass murder for, and Microsoft accidentally earned it because Outlook crashes everywhere, including orbit.

Outlook remains the only software in human history that performs identically whether you're in a cubicle in Redmond or aboard a spacecraft bound for the Moon. Universally, reliably broken. And we keep buying it anyway.

[JJ Love @ColonelJJLove]

@the_det_times Finish drives!

[𝔻𝕖𝕧𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝔻𝕖𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕚𝕥 @Devoted2DET]

Tarik needs to be a Tiger for life.

🔁 RT if you agree

#RepDetroit

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

RT = 1 Vote ‼️

#WPMOYChallenge Jared Goff

#OnePride

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

🚨 It's #ProBowlVote double count day 🚨

RT for your chance to win this autographed @JaredGoff16 jersey.

Each RT = 2 votes‼️

#WPMOYChallenge

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

🚨 It's #ProBowlVote double count day 🚨

RT for your chance to win this autographed @peneisewell58 jersey.

Each RT = 2 votes‼️

[Made In Detroit ™️ @MadeInDetroit91]

RETWEET if you believe in this Lions team💪

[Brad Holmes Bulge @BradHolmesBulge]

#OnePride

[Natalie Sparbeck @NatSparbeck]

Each week, I catch myself feeling sorry for these teams that play the @Lions, but then I remember the sheer misery and suffering this city and organization endured for 50+ years and beam bigger with each game that passes. Take it all in y’all, this is real. #OnePride

[Just saying @kangaroos991]

On a scale of 1-10, how happy would you be to see Tamie Wilson defeat Jim Jordan in 2024?

@TamieUSCongress #VoteBlue2024 💙

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Some of the most haunting photos ever taken.

A thread 🧵

1.) The Twin Towers from a wheat field in Manhattan.

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Enjoy yourselves on Sunday, Detroit.

You’ve earned it.

[Carl Collins Productions @ccprodzofficial]

Amazing stuff from my guy @MattSlaughter94 ‼️

[Pride of Detroit @PrideOfDetroit]

RT if you hate the cowboys

[Barry Sanders @BarrySanders]

To get into the spirit for a huge @Lions road game Saturday, I am giving away a signed special @BestBuy limited edition @OriginalFunko #pop
Retweet and follow me for a chance to win.
#win #Giveaways #SandersSponsors

[JJ Love @ColonelJJLove]

@K_D_Campbell “She put him out, like the burning end of a midnight cigarette. “

[JJ Love @ColonelJJLove]

Every time I question whether or not to fully retire to Colorado- she gives me this. Merry Christmas everyone

[/r/Army @rArmyReddit]

Why does Liberty have the most wholesome garrison csm