Colonel Little

LEADER OF THE TROOPS, COLONEL OF THE TROOPS, RESIDENT OF QUINCY, MEMBER OF THE U.S CANNON BRIGADE.
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[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

All credit to General Killday for commanding the operation with discipline and ferocity. Noticeable advancement from Lt. Hammers and Burnett, while Corp. Johnson and Scott have been holding the line with unwavering resolve, stout work from both. The standard is set high!
CL7
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[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

Spring Ball Campaign: COMPLETE, gentlemen.
The troops return victorious and in high spirits feasting upon muskrat and squirrel legs, followed by a most distinguished medieval dessert of honey cakes and sugared figs.
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[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

Ma and Pa,
When we arrived back at Fort Quincy, I have been busy drilling and preparing for the next attack in the "show-me" land. We have been busy with drawing the picket line near the ville of Kirk. Our brogans are tied tightly and the cannon will be primed for the attack
CL7

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

The trip to the northern land yielded a great victory. The cannon fired 3 fatal blows as Admiral Cox was able to lead the offenses on the ground and through the air. the Embalmed Beef for the way home was hunkey dorey. The men shall receive a pumpkin rind for the victory.
-CL7

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

Ma and Pa,
My troops and I traveled south of the show me river and after a long hard night skirmish, we enjoyed some dried tiger meat as the cannon and ground force attacked. Defenses were hungry as they were 1st to eat as return to the rock. Orders are to march to Michigan
CL7

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

Ma and Pa,
Commander's orders are to head north for an attack of the Lakers in the land of Chicago. The fresh rations are packed for the men. The cannon has been primed and the ground force is polished. We shall see you for fried goose afterwards. CL7

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

'Ye bretheren lightening messages we sent from the commander that called upon with the cannon. The new unit of @QUHawksFootball requested my services. I shall deliver a quick strike with a round of 'slick meat snake hardcakes. Onlookers were sure entertained....@kurt13warner CL7

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

As its time to ride off into retirement, I want to thank all of my platoon. We went, saw, and conquered! As we ride off into the sunset I can’t think of any thing more to write so I will close, l'll never forget the memories. I can’t go any farther so good night and Carpe Diem.

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

Sir I obliged your concerns. I shall improve my recruiting services to reach more in my troop. But the men that battled next to me destroyed all expectations. We shall never run away from battle. CL7

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

We are camped south of the pony show. We shall sneak up and attack with a force so strong that shall destroy any force. The men have been well hydrated with fermented ‘possum milk and red eye juice. The battle to beat @StRitaFootball has begun.

[View From The West @ViewFromWestPod]

7A Final

(10) St Rita 49, (2) Quincy 14

Blue Devils' incredible campaign ends at 11-1 for the second consecutive year in the 7A Quarterfinals.

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

Ma and Pa,

We have advanced in the final battles of the campaign. The maroon defense presented little resistance against the cannon. We shall travel north to face a holy team. Battles are won not by dazzle but in the trenches. No army has better trench-men than ours.
CL7

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

Ma and Pa
How sweet is the taste of your fresh yankee red flannel hash and coffee. The men took one step closer to the final battle. the cannon was firing with great accuracy, A common foe thats been defeated already is headed south. We shall be ready for thier ground attack. CL7

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

@ViewFromWestPod

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

Dearest granny,
We have been selected for a special battle. The attacking corps from the north will board their boats and set sail south for an attack on Fort Flinn. We shall be equipped and ready for these little @argo_football boats. During the antebellum, the men shall fortify

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

Man and pa,

We made the trek over to the other side of the river. Maj. col. rice was remarkably effective with his air and ground forces. He shall feast on the crispy legs of turkey buzzard. The men shall join in with a fresh helping of wild missoura bison. CL7

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

@MattZanger791 Yes sir!! Hands were shaking from recent battle!! Pen to paper sometimes makes sense…sometimes not as much. Possum juice is still flowing with the men. CL7

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

Ma and pa,
Seeing the elephant tonight was tremendous. The cannon was able to unleash a barrage of fire power against the green men. Lt. Hammers was able to attack to an amazing standard. Desecrated Vegetables and fresh goobers for the men tonight.

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

The cannon is firing at an unseen precision. The assault that will be laid upon @geneseofootball will be fierce, precise and overpowering. Prepare for gang green you machines. The men shall not hold back from the assault.
CL7

[Colonel Little @ColonelLittle7]

@SchuckSports The men can send you some ferminted goat cheese from the other side of the river if you need sir...CL7